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Lord Wortherington (174 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 12:24 AM Original message |
What has TV taught you? |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
1. I have learned |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
2. Have learned that my daddy ain't Buffalo Bob |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:10 AM Response to Original message |
3. That Caramel has 3 syllables |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:12 AM Response to Original message |
4. That sexual intercourse is the tool of the devil. n/t |
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Anarcho-Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
5. It taught me that multi-tasking can be fun |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:26 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. I learned that from this video |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:25 AM Response to Original message |
6. I've learned the incredible value of the OFF switch. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:29 AM Response to Original message |
8. That no matter what you think, there is ALWAYS something to watch on T.V |
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insanity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:54 AM Response to Original message |
9. hmm |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:55 AM Response to Original message |
10. but does it have to be a Tom Mix pocketknife? |
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insanity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 02:20 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Well, if I'm performing an improvised surgery |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 02:23 AM Response to Original message |
12. TV has taught me that a blow to the head causes amnesia, |
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Recovered Repug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 02:31 AM Response to Original message |
13. Everyone has either an evil twin or a twin cousin. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 02:33 AM Response to Original message |
14. If I can't solve a problem in 22 minutes, it must be a two-parter |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 02:35 AM Response to Original message |
15. If there's a simple misunderstanding... |
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CRF450 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 03:02 AM Response to Original message |
16. Taught me how to have sex. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 11:00 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Oh. That's sad. |
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CRF450 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 10:32 PM Response to Reply #21 |
34. Dont you pay attention to the times now? |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 10:55 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Yeah mine didn't either. |
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YankeyMCC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 06:11 AM Response to Original message |
17. Each person or each species, no matter how alien, has the right |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:32 PM Response to Reply #17 |
25. (And they all speak English) |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 06:27 AM Response to Original message |
18. Turkeys can't fly |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 06:35 AM Response to Original message |
19. Any problem worth solving can be solved in 22 or 44 minutes. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
20. MASH also taught me that it's possible to make a homemade |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
22. Um, lessee, Sex Is Bad, Birth Control Doesn't Work, No Woman Ever Ends An Unintended Pregnancy, |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
23. How to get away with mistakenly making two dates for the same night/event. |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
24. The best time to leave a bar is right after ordering a drink |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
26. Don't get stranded on a deserted Island with a guy named "Gilligan" |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
27. Apply Directly to the Forehead. |
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HamdenRice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
28. The chronology of World World II |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
29. If I ever see you with a pen in your hand I'm heading for the hills. |
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Va Lefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
30. That Hillary will be our nominee |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
31. Most television made after the 1980s is superficial garbage. |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
32. How to get to Sesame Street |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
33. You can crack a double homicide case in 44 minutes flat. |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 11:34 PM Response to Original message |
36. That in the early 1930's I could make a TV. |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 11:44 PM Response to Original message |
37. That Crystal Palace will be undergoing transmitter maintenance. |
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Godhumor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
38. Taught me that if I don't want to spend the entire next day swearing, I shouldn't watch "Deadwood" |
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shugah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
39. robots will subjugate humankind |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-25-07 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
40. That there sure is a lot of dust in the tv room |
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