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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:33 PM
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What the hell is with that banner ad along the top '100% Certified Christian Singles'?
What makes them certified, anyway?
:puke:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:34 PM
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1. Jesus gave me a letter of recommendation
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:37 PM
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6. I asked, but he wouldn't give me one.
And I wanted to find my Christian soulmate. Today!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:43 PM
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9. Just because Jesus loves you, it doesn't mean he'll risk his reputation by writing you a letter
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:53 PM
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12. I'm clean, though. No leprosy or demonic possessions
and only five stonings!
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cuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:17 AM
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18. You think it's that easy?
It's more than "Jockeys or boxers?".

With only five stonings under your belt, you're gonna need a trial by fire to prove you're pure enough
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:34 PM
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2. why don't you have the ads turned off?
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:35 PM
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5. You can turn the adds off?
'Clinton Christian Single'
Meet Goodhearted, Single Christians in Clinton. Christians Join Free.

...
...
...
:wtf:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:39 PM
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7. click on options
then edit preferences

scroll all the way down
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:34 PM
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3. Psychiatrists.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:34 PM
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4. I don't know...
... but, I think it's funny that it keeps coming up in my "penis pump" thread.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:40 PM
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8. Hey, you'll need to have it up and ready for when you meet the good clean Christian singles...
er, to procreate, of course!
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opiate69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:54 PM
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13. "..One stroke at a time, sweet Jesus..."
}(
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:10 AM
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16. No.
No.
Just no.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:47 PM
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10. Ah crud, my certification just expired!
Oops...
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:50 PM
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11. Better renew!!!
Free profile! Thousands of Christian singles! SAFE Christian Community!
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:56 PM
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14. It's a typo.
They mean "certifiable."
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:09 AM
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15. We have a winner!
Ding ding ding ding!
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:11 AM
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17. I've got an idea
Let's set up the folks from the "Certified Christians" site with the people from that other banner ad, the one that says "Believe in God? Ha, we will diasabuse you of your silly superstitions, you fool".

I'll make the popcorn.
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