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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:35 PM
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If I were married to Jessica Alba, the LAST f**king thing I'd want is for her to turn INVISIBLE...
I mean, how f**king STUPID would THAT be? I mean, nice trick and all, sorry about that cosmic storm, must have really sucked and all, but Jessica Alba should NEVER be invisible.

NEVER!





Maybe she can only do that in the movie and not in real life. Yeah, that would be SWEET...Jessica Alba as my wife with NO super powers other than to turn me into a f**king idiot every time I gaze upon her beauty. Kind of like I'm doing right now. That's a super power, right? What do you mean "You're a f**king idiot with or without Jessica Alba?"

I think the plot of the next Fantastic Four movie should be that the Invisible Girl loses her powers and has to spend the whole f**king movie VISIBLE.

:evilgrin:
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Mr. Blonde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:05 AM
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1. A better power would be
to turn in Jessica Biel.


JMHO. Although unfortunately her only superpower seems to be to appear in bad movies.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:44 AM
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9. Yeah, she's gorgeous alright...
...she's just not Jessica Alba.

Jessica Alba is the reason God made that joke:

ME: "Jessica, did it hurt?"

JESSICA ALBA: "Did WHAT hurt?"

ME: "When you FELL FROM HEAVEN?"
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:21 AM
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2. She's really sexy, drooling out that mouthful of water.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:27 AM
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3. I posted it as a silent protest against her wastefulness.
I mean, she's hot and all, but I've gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE.

:evilgrin:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:29 AM
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4. Your silent protests crack me up.
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Basileus Basileon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:31 AM
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5. I'd settle for being Mr. Fantastic.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:32 AM
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6. f***ing terrible actress
I'm nixing seeing her movies - she's terrible
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:35 AM
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7. If she's so f***ing terrible, why can't I take my EYES off of the SCREEN?
Errr...never mind. Move along, folks...nothing to see here...except my future wife.

:evilgrin:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:38 AM
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8. I don't know
maybe because you think with your dick? :)
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:47 AM
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10. And I'm always thinking. ALWAYS.
***RIMSHOT***

Thank you folks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to order the chicken fingers and one of our famous "thirsty-two ouncer" Margaritas!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 02:02 AM
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13. LOLOL
:thumbsup:
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Lord Wortherington Donating Member (174 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:52 AM
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11. yeah but she's naked when invisible.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 01:02 AM
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12. In theory, yes...
...and as much as I hate to expose the inner comic book nerd-slash-fanboy in me, she was nekkid until Mr. Fantastic created the costumes for the F.F. out of "unstable molecules," which means the Human Torch can set himself ablaze without burning his costume to a crisp, the Invisible Girl could turn invisible without being nekkid, etc. etc. etc.

Of course, in real life...when Jessica becomes the lovely Ms. Jessica Vespucci...I'm sure we would both agree upon a strict "no pants" rule around our home. It seems like the only responsible thing to do.
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 02:06 AM
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14. also, i think Susan could put up forcefields
she can put up a big bubble forcefield that is very strong

but yeah, Alba is hot
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 02:08 AM
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15. Give it six months....
Trust me.
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