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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 08:56 PM
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Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? I mean there's no...
Ian Faith: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist.
Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? I mean there's no...
Ian Faith: Sex-IST!
David St. Hubbins: IST!

:evilgrin:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 09:17 PM
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1. two words: SHIT SANDWICH
"They can't print that!!!"
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 09:21 PM
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2. Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.
Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?
David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 09:23 PM
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3. We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.
yes INDEED!
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 09:29 PM
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4. Isn't there a law against this sort of thing?
Derek Smalls: (on the phone to his solicitor) Surely you can't just buy a full page ad in the music papers and publish your divorce demands.
(pause)
Derek Smalls: What do you mean 'I paid for it'?
(pause)
Derek Smalls: Joint account! Fuck! Can't we just have her killed? You know people.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 11:16 AM
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11. Check this:


:hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 09:31 PM
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5. Stop this nonsense right now!
By royal decree, Spinal Tap threads will only be permitted to start on the 11th of each month. You'll need to wait until December 11 to start quoting Tap.

Thank you, and have a good time all the time.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 09:42 PM
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6. OK, I'll take my spanking. I guess I have it coming.
:spank:

:evilgrin:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 11:26 AM
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13. Dilemma time, here.....
the line should have been:

Do me a favor, just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that’s all, kick my ass, enjoy! C’mon, I’m not
asking, I’m telling with this, kick my ass!

See you on the 11th!!!!!

:headbang: :yourock:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 11:18 AM
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12. Yes, and I second the motion!
This leaking must be prevented so as to not dilute the ensuing hilarity!

:hi:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 09:56 PM
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7. Have...a good...time...all...the time.
That's my philosophy, Marty. :evilgrin:

(I love David, Nigel, & Derek, but Viv has some great lines, too! :))
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 12:51 AM
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8. "There's no way, really, of knowing...whose vomit is was...
...You can't...you know....dust...for vomit..."
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 09:13 AM
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9. No, we're not f*cking doing Stonehedge! n/t
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 09:19 AM
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10. Regarding the album "Intravenous de Milo"
"This tasteless cover is representative of the lack of musical invention contained within. The band is drowning in a sea of bad poetry, and retarded sexuality."

Nigel: "Well, that's just nit-picking, isn't it?"

Regarding the album "The Gospel According to Spinal Tap"

"This ponderous collection of religious rock-psalms begs the question, 'On what day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't He have rested on that day, too?'"

David: "That's a good one; never heard that one before."

mikey_the_rat
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