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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 03:53 PM Original message |
Post only bad advice, Part II. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. Tase me, bro. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
2. Vote Republican |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
3. You can't get pregnant if you're on top. nt |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
4. When stuck in the snow, put the pedal to the floor. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
5. Save links to your favorite porn sites on your office computer. |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:16 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. Its OK to look at porn in the office, if its during your lunch hour |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
6. Use an easy to remember password for all your accounts (suggestion: "password") |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:12 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Stop giving out my password! |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
7. Share tissues. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
8. Mothers Day cards are a waste of money. |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
10. raw chicken is good for you |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
11. next time someone asks please reply with "Yes, you do look fat" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
12. Bring home sushi. |
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qwertyMike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
14. Sure you/re OK to drive (Hic) |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
15. Use Britney Spears as a role model. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
16. ALways make sure you have PLENTY of distractions |
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Spacemom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
17. Always fry bacon |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
18. Married guys are teh hawt |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
19. Check the level |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
20. If you have to take a piss outside |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
21. You don't need a plumber for that. |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
22. socks are pointless really |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
23. Hang on to those Traci Lords videos. They'll be worth something someday. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. The wealthiest zipcodes are filled with the nicest citizens. |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
25. Always take a loaded gun to the bar if you're going to get shitfaced, in case you get into a fight. |
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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
26. eat yellow snow |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
27. Lisa got lionesspriyanka preggers! And vice versa! Spread the word. |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:46 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. That's not advice. That's news. |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:55 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. "Spread the word" is the advice. If no one spreads the news, how will everyone know? |
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distantearlywarning (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
28. It's perfectly fine to have one last cigarette in bed before you fall asleep! |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
29. Get exotic animals as house pets. |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
30. Two words: pork sushi |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
32. Vote Republican eom |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
33. Prenuptial agreements kill love. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
35. Heroin contains lots of vitamins |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
36. You should eat fast food for every meal |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
37. Mixing alcohol with sleeping pills will ensure you don't get a hangover |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
38. The best doctors are all Republicans. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
39. Who needs to check a potential hire's rap sheet? That's just rude. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
40. Take all the sick days you want. |
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Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
41. Always mimick your potential future boss in job interviews |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
42. Just because he has five ex-spouses doesn't make him a bad date. |
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Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
43. Want to lose weight? Eat a tapeworm |
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Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
44. When arguing with your spouse, consult your kids' opinion on who they think is right |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
45. Ignore seat belts; they rumple clothing. |
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Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
46. Deviant sexual urges concerning you? Cure them by becoming a priest |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
47. Worried about STDs? Drink lots of alcohol—it contains magic "anti-herpes" enzymes. |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 06:10 PM Response to Reply #47 |
55. I can't breathe |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
48. Crash weddings. |
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Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
49. When the metal detector beeps you at the airport... |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
50. Mumble incoherently to yourself in crowded elevators. |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
51. Trendiest place for vacation this year |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
52. Feel free to criticize your in-laws in front of your spouse/siblings. |
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BlackVelvet04 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
53. Always run with scissors in your hand. n/t |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
54. If someone offers you free drugs, consider yourself lucky and enjoy! |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
56. Start a thread in GD proclaiming your love for Hillary |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
57. Neighbors make the best mechanics. |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
58. Let your friends borrow your car and gas card |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
59. If a Republican likes you, it's probably for your intelligence. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 08:20 PM Response to Original message |
60. For your next job, pretend to know Mandarin Chinese. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
61. Wild mushrooms of unknown classification picked randomly on camping trips are the tastiest. |
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Flaxbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
62. Yellow snow = someone spilled lemonade and it's perfectly |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
63. Cry over spilt milk. |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
64. Cops love to race |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
65. Do-it-yourself divorce kits really work! |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-29-07 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
66. If someone swings a sword at you, block w/ your hand |
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