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thermodynamic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:38 PM
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If Big Bird laid an egg, who ought to fertilize it?
* Oscar the Grouch
* Elmo
* Mr. Snuffaluppagus
* Gordon
* Olivia
* Mr. Hooper (they kept some of him in the freezer, such good hearted folk ought to live on...)
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mmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:42 PM
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1. snuffa is probably a child molester
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thermodynamic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:44 PM
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2. He lives in hiding and doesn't want anyone to see him, that is true...
Unless he came out of the proverbial closet, in which case the writers should have gone back to the drawing board for ruining such dramatic potential... can't have a Drama Queen in Sesame Street... :eyes:
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:48 PM
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3. I always fertilized my own eggs before breakfast!
maybe that's why everyone thought they were runny.
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-03 09:50 PM
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4. i met you in the garden of an old kentucky town...
Edited on Tue Aug-05-03 09:51 PM by expatriot
... the moon was shinging down,
you wore a gingham gown...
I kissed you as I placed a yellow tulip in your hair...
and on my chest, you pinned a rose so.. fair.
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