Talk me out of the Butterfinger bar - Democratic Underground

spinbaby

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:00 PM
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Talk me out of the Butterfinger bar

I'm trying to eat healthy for the new year, I really am, but there's this Butterfinger bar in the vending machine and it's calling to me.

I have some walnuts, but I really want that Butterfinger bar.

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MissMillie

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:01 PM
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1. what do you want more????

to change your lifestyle and your habits and your body....

or the instant gratification?

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spinbaby

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:02 PM
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2. The instant gratification

That's some seriously good looking chocolate covered...what is that stuff anyway?

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ChoralScholar

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:03 PM
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3. I don't care what it is... it tastes awesome.

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spinbaby

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:06 PM
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5. Drooool!

Mystery Butterfinger stuff.

(Cue Homer Simpson)

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MissMillie

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:04 PM
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4. I don't know what's in 'em

I never cared for butterfinger. I know I'm in the minority there.

Anyway to get just a "bite" instead of the whole bar? That would be my solution if I *have* to have something.

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Whoa_Nelly

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:07 PM
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6. Hand over that Butterfinger bar

I'll "lock it away" for you...

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Nickster

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:07 PM
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7. Oh go on....it's just one little candy bar. How bad could it really be? :-)

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intheflow

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:16 PM
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8. Do you have dental floss to get it out of your teeth?

If not, I'd advise you put it down until you can get your hands on that floss.

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likesmountains 52

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:23 PM
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9. Buy it and put it in the freezer...they're best that way and you can just bite off little

chunks when you need a treat..

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spinbaby

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:33 PM
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10. I'm at work

I don't have a freezer. All I have is a vending machine containing a Butterfinger bar. I've distracted myself with a Diet Pepsi and some walnuts, but I still want that Butterfinger bar.

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DarkTirade

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Wed Jan-02-08 03:35 PM
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11. Don't lay a finger on that butterfinger.

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Javaman

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Wed Jan-02-08 04:37 PM
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12. They are made from soylent green!!!

but once you get past that, they are pretty good.

oh you wanted to be talked out of it?

Ummm, They are made of soylent green!!!

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