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HERVEPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:20 AM
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I told my daughter I just had post-marital sex
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:21 AM
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1. Oh NOES!
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 12:53 PM
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2. Pull the other one while you're at it!

We all know that never really happens!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 12:54 PM
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3. Why - did your daughter thing she was born of the Virgin Mary or something
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HERVEPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 01:42 PM
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7. Should have read "post marriage" (as in after divorce) sex, but
that wouldn't have have worked as a copycat.

We were apparently kind of loud, so she knew of the post-marital sex.

BTW, she's 30 and pregnant now.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 12:59 PM
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4. See, this is the best way to encourage abstinence.
Photos might send her to a convent.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 01:00 PM
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5. Why stop there? Show her and call it sex education!
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 01:32 PM
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6. liar
Everybody knows there's no more sex once you get married. That's why you shouldn't get married.
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