Dumb Iowa Laws # Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. # One-armed piano players must perform for free. # A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. # It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. Dubuque # Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building. Indianola # The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned. Fort Madison # The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. Marshalltown # Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants Ottumwa # Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
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