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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:36 PM Original message |
Now hiring for MrScorpio's Circus Of Perversion |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
1. Short and to the point |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:39 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. You're hired |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:49 PM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Do I get to use whips????? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:55 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. Of course you do |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
3. I am my resume. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:42 PM Original message |
You're hired |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
32. Yes!! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
4. In inches or centimeters? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:43 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. You're hired |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:48 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. Those things are manual-shift, aren't they? |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
5. I have special talents |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:44 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. You're hired |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
6. My butt is pink. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:46 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. You're hired |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
24. Have you SEEN this dude?!? |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
7. i'll bring cake. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:47 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. You're hired |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
10. Alumni |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:50 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. You're hired |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:52 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Can I have a closet and maybe some young folks? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
11. I'm pretty sure i could be tied up with my own hair |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:52 PM Response to Reply #11 |
20. You're hired |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
13. I think you will find, from my resume, that I have some of THE |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:54 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. You're hired |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. I can do the helicopter. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 06:57 PM Response to Reply #14 |
23. You're hired |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
25. We're called the Aristocrats. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:25 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. You bet |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
27. I'm actually the dirty-minded one. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:28 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. You're hired |
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RainDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
28. I've read the kama sutra |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:32 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. You're hired |
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RainDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:37 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. omg!!!! that's is SOOOO true!! :) |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
30. I can renovate |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:33 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. You're hired |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
35. I have the natural ability to take just about any word, sentance or phrase and turn it into |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 08:00 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. You're hired |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 08:32 PM Response to Reply #36 |
41. I like it. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
37. Peanuts! Popcorn! Rubbers! |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
38. Have you met my alter ego, Lady Turtlensue? |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
39. If you ever need to do close order drill in the nude, just give me a call |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-06-08 01:53 AM Response to Reply #39 |
42. is this a reference to... |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
40. I am expert with 'specialty' archery equipment... |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-06-08 06:16 AM Response to Original message |
43. Got kicked out of the Bindlestiff Family Circus for being too weird |
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