what's the weirdest way someone has ever hit on you?

a long time ago, this woman at a bar asked me if she had anything in her nose. and it was crusty with white powder.

:rofl:

:hi:

oh god

I think the weirdest picking up was when I was living in italy, and the pickup lines might've worked alright in italian, but in english they were so bizarre. my friend got "Excuse me, see that on the floor, you dropped my heart."

Hahaa.

:spray:


That's awesome.

it probably was borat, in disguise

Weird only in it's refreshing Directness...

:D

RL

you promised you wouldn't tell...

:(



:P

:9

RL

in the baggage claim area...

;)


You looked so tired and lost. ;)

:D

RL

:evilgrin:

and squeezed my butt that really got me...

:hug:

RL

:rofl:

:rofl:

RL

me or you?

:evilgrin:

Your hugs have the opposite effect, I assure you...

:evilgrin:

RL

glad to know I haven't lost my, um, touch...

:evilgrin:

:P

:hug:

But the first to be wearing a red union suit whilst doing so...

:D

RL

...this at a gay bar notorious for the variety of sexual activity in its washrooms. Going home is for wusses.

handed to me many years ago while I was waiting for a city bus.

randomly ask if I was in a band. :P

She was cute too. Unfortunately I was taking a long drive home and we couldn't really afford to stop and hang out. :(

but that's because she'd asked around and found out that I played before she got a chance to talk to me.

Him: "Do you have the time?"
Me: "Five after two."
Him: "No, I mean do you have the time to mess around?"
Me: (laughs) "Oh. Sorry, no."

Him: "Do you have the time?"
you: "Yes, but not the inclination."

RL

but... nah...

which had a particular sex scene... If that was an invitation, it had more craft and plausible deniability than the time I was asked "Are you seducable?" and another that I can't post..

If I weren't seriously introverted, I could have had four or five times more sex than I've had.

:shrug:

Dude, if anybody hit on me in ANY way these days I'd call it weird.

"Why don't you wash your clothes at my place?"

She wanted me to go around back with her.
I didn't take the bait..Don't get me wrong she was hot and had nice breast and in her 20's
oh I almost forgot..I was 13

he says "Oh, My, God!! I can`t believe it`s you! You still look exactly like when we graduated!! How is your mom doing?? What a special lady she is! Don`t tell me you don`t remember me! Surely, you remember that whole day we spent at the lake?". I`m standing there searching my stupid mind for who this person could be. I looked at him and started to laugh and so did he. I said, "I don`t know you and you don`t know me". By this time we had tears running from laughing. Best line I ever heard!

and he kept a straight face too...

RL

I had one strange phone call at work calling me by name and asking if I'd go out with him. I had no idea who it was, but my response was: Hmm..I think I'll have to ask my DH and 3 kids. He immediately apologized and hung up.

The other was a strange encounter with a customer. I'd sold him and his wife carpet for their little girl's room. Quite a while after it was installed, he showed up at the store with a red rose and proceeded to tell me how I was nothing like his wife. He then compared our hair, makeup and jewelry habits. I'm still not sure what he was up to..

That sounds normal except that it was -10 outside.

ago, and at a bar. I guess the guy wanted to impress me. He said he could bend a pipe over his head. I ran (and not literally) for the nearest exit. Learned later that his nickname was bonehead. I honestly don't think that he has a measurable IQ.

:rofl:

maybe I just bring out the best in people!

that later in life Bonehead used that same move to win over his wife, a rocket scientist Victoria's Secret Model who has never left his side since. Go figure. To each his own! :)

Yeah, flattering.

:eyes:

came over to visit. We were both college students and I lived right near campus. She lived with her family many miles outside of town and had a horrible commute.

She announced, "I'm staying over. I told my dad to pick my in three days. Let's go to your room."

Definitely the oddest way I ever started dating someone. :P

:P

It's funny in a way. Every woman I've ever dated asked me out or just told me that we were dating and I said, "Cool." I've had a lot of good luck with very wonderful women asking me out.

I've only ever asked out guys, and my luck with guys has not been nearly as good. :(

The worst proposition I ever received was from a very pot-bellied, unkempt, old man with bad teeth who approached me at a pride celebration. I was walking on a cane, and not walking very well. Perhaps he thought I was worth a shot because he knew I couldn't get away.
:puke:

unique enough, the few girls who are interested in unique guys find that there aren't many about so they snatch 'em up as quickly as they can. :)

As far as the second... yeah, that pretty much describes every guy who's tried to contact me on the various dating sites I've tried. That's why I took off my listing as being bi on most of 'em. Nothing against 60 year old men... just not really interested in them.

Him: "How tall are you?"

Me: "About 5'8""

Him: "I've always wanted to date a girl that was about 5'7" - 5'8"

Me: "Ah. I see." (proceeds to walk away)

yelling something at me. He finally pulled over, got out, and asked me if I knew where any art galleries were in the city. He said I looked like the "artistic type". Then he asked me if I wanted to go for a drink.

What a nut. :eyes:

couldnt tell if it was a line or a threat.

just kidding. I don't think I'd ever be bold enough to say that to anybody.

This was a couple of years ago. The airport restaurant was closed and I needed to find some food. So this young long-haired guy chimed in and suggested the restaurant at the motel about four blocks away. He accompanied me in the pouring rain to show me where it was. So we were sitting in the restaurant, and I was about to order some food, wondering why the guy was still around, when he suggested that after I eat, we both go to his room. It turns out that he was staying at that hotel! I told him that I don't do that (i.e. see someone at an airport and then run to a motel room) and he tried to convince me anyway. "Is it my age?" he said.

I almost laughed out loud.

I got out of there as fast as I could and never did get any food that night.

and pushed his crotch really hard into my ass -- and whispered meet me outside in five minutes.

it was really crowded -- no one noticed -- and of course i went and piled into his beat up pick-up truck.

now to me -- that's romantic.

:)

I hope it was a wonderful fling. :patriot:

:-) :nuke: :-)

:evilgrin:

RL

i did say -- the best.

you and a pick-up truck --oh yeah:evilgrin:

1960 Ford F100



:hi:

RL

now you are just toying with me...:P

and just a couple of months ago -he's single and I don't know how much younger than me, but I would say 15 years, wanted to show me things he'd done to his house and then when we got to his room, asked me to lie down on his bed so that he could give me a massage because I "look like I could use one." After I picked up my jaw off the floor (I've known him for a few years and we've been casual friend-quaintences and have showed each other stuff in our houses and talked about gardening and that just came out of nowhere.

so I just sort of backed out of his house all slowly like while saying "Oh, I'm really shy" -which is true in many cases in person- my evil twin posts in this forum. And he said, "I have a massage table, if you want to do it there..." then him saying "you ARE really shy..."

I still have no idea why he did that. must have been desperate.

but I suppose that if someone isn't blatant, I never assume anyone is hitting on me. I just assume people are being nice.

But saying he must have been desperate is really putting yourself down. :(

:hug:
You really seem to be a very good person. I'm sure other people see that too.

but her friends dragged her off.

What mean friends she had - dragging her off in the feminine equivalent of cock-blocking.

gave me her number and we talked and i guess it wasn't weird, it was just different since i'd never met her and we met on the internets.

then we met each other...

:)

even bettah

:roflmao: he was rather shocked when I told him how old I was. Hell, that made me feel good :) Cute kid, he's going to break many hearts I'm sure.

Yeah I hit it.....
She just wanted a no strings attached wet and wild fucking.

Toward the end of a very fun party in college a very pretty girl who I'd seen around put $10 in my shirt pocket. :wow:
We went to her place and dated for a couple months after that. :)

So I had to become the designated hitter.

(Please don't ask about my on base percentage.)

... someone my fiance and I worked with was sitting with us at work. My fiance wasn't feeling well, and had her head down on a table. The woman we worked with handed me a note which read something like, "How about one last fling?" Bear in mind, of course, that she and I had never had a fling, and this was pretty much out of the blue. I was also not interested in the least. I read the note and gave it back to her, pretty much expressionless. She left, I was married (still am), and when I eventually told my wife, it was pretty clear that if my wife had known about it at the time, the woman would have had a brand new orifice to keep her entertained. I always thought that had been rather ballsy, to have propositioned me in front of my fiance/wife, and still think it was pretty damned bizarre.

Edited to correct random inane misspellings.

I had a girl call me at home several times over the years, asking me some weird shit, the kicker was the time when she asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. The fact that I had no fucking clue who the hell this was, I said no. Then, there was the time when, the day after I finished middle school, at the beginning of the summer, I had a girl who called me and asked to go out with me over the phone.

under the table in a restaurant, while she was sitting right next to my girlfriend. It was pretty aggressive footsy too. It was hard to keep a straight face.

I'm not sure whether I was being hit on, but this young bookstore employee seemed delighted to have found someone picking up The Canterbury Tales. Perhaps she only wanted to show off.

Her pronunciation was good, and she was cute, but I was not interested in whatever else she might have had in mind.

:rofl:

Wouldn't wanna lock the thread!

During my single days, was talking to a girl in a sports bar. She said she was a real estate agent. I asked if she owned a home and she said she had just bought one in the historic district of town.

I told her it sounded like life was pretty perfect. She said, "well, it's close, but I do have this roommate and there are some things about her I really don't like." I asked, "what's not to like about your roommate?"

She put her drink down, looked at me, and said, "well, she doesn't have a dick for starters."


I still can't help but think she was trying to drop a hint of some kind...

Women I had never seen before used to come up to me and scream this in my face with some regularity

:shrug:

and a man sitting at the bar sends a drink over to me. I smile and he walks over to the booth, where I'm sitting with a few friends, to introduce himself. We ask him to join us. My friends head for the dance floor and he leans over and asks me if I'd like to go home with him. I said, "No, I'm here for the women, sorry." He says, "That's cool, I'm here with my mom. We both thought you looked good. Would you rather meet her instead?" :wow:

:rofl:

I was in the bar in the "O" Club in Subic Bay. A woman came up to me and told me her Navy Pilot Husband was in Japan, she didn't usually "fuck around" and added she had a bottle of Scotch at her house.

his glasses were dirty and he wanted something soft to clean them with.

I've known this guy for a year and a half. We're part of the same group.

This guy is SMOKIN' HOT and also sort of married. I've also had a fiendish crush on him for about 5 months.

We were both getting ready to leave and he's like "Remind me where you live again?" I told him and he's like "Maybe I'll come over some time." I said "Really?" and he's like "Yeah." I said "Well, let me give you my number so you can call me first."

So I go back to my place with my friend and the dude is standing outside my place. Now, that is... sort of crossing the line for me. I went to go talk to him and he's like "I thought maybe we could get something going."

Long story short, it wasn't on.

I'm still undecided about whether him showing up at my house was hot, creepy, or both. :shrug:

a pal and I were collecting the covercharge for a dance when this woman came up and looked at his name tag (We'll say it said "Mr. K") and she stuck her hand out and said "hi Mr K, I'm the next ex Mrs K, soooo nice to meet you"

:rofl:

that was in high school....

fish-net, and tinsy little affairs & men would throw their business cards into my car while waiting at red traffic lights...so tacky

talked for about five minutes about my long fingers, then suggested I drop by her apartment after work.

:)
I remember noticing them when we met.

And you didn't talk with your hands very much, which I thought was interesting because I talk with my hands a lot. :P

yeah, I beat the confession out of him :D

A female cosplayer dressed up as this guy...



...silently handed me a jar full of sand with little paper skulls and hearts in it, and the kanji "ai" ("love") painted on it, sealed with black and red ribbon and a black paper rose. Then she kissed my hand and slinked away.

I still :wtf: to this day.

Perhaps it's best that you didn't pursue it. :)

It's always been my policy, which sounds weird to some folks because there are people who go cons specifically TO hookup, but it's not my thing. For one, as big as it's gotten, anime fandom is still pretty small, at least when you're talking about regular con goers, and cosplayers are an even smaller circle. I like to keep my con-going experiences as drama-free as possible. :)

But then again, I usually go for the weird ones...

Trust me on this one. I like weird too, but this was less fun/creative weird and more creepy stalker weird.

Whenever a con is in the area, something always comes up. :P Usually that 'something' is the fact that I've just hit money woes and I can't afford to go, but every now and then it'll be something different.

a guy told me that I should give him my phone number since we had the same hair style so we had to have a lot in common. My brother was sitting next to me trying not to laugh.


The most shameless men I've met would have to be I use to work in a women's clothing store. It was amazing how many men would try to slip staff their phone numbers while their girlfriends were trying on clothes. Once while helping someone exchange gifts his girlfriend had been given and after ten minutes of hearing him say what a bitch she was he offered to come back when I was on break and take me to lunch. I tried to politely decline but he offered to get a menu from the Cheesecake Factory and let all of the staff order whatever they wanted if I'd go with him. My boss who was famous for trying to pimp me out overheard this and offered to let me take as much paid time as I wanted to go run off with this strange guy even though she knew I was living with somebody. I had fun reporting her to the regional and district managers.

:(

I hope that did't last long.

the thrill is most likely gone, so it's no surprise that you'd get hit on.

Him: "I wanna eat the ass of the last guy you fucked so I can taste your cock"
Me: "Ummm ... thanks"

Nothing happened (for better or worse)

Many years ago, Mrs. Rat and I attended a post-college fraternity shindig, and met with a few old friends at the local pub/darts haven. While sitting at the bar, a man sitting near our group began to leer at my wife, then he started asking me questions (very slurred, very, very drunken):

"Izzzat your woman?" No, she's my wife.
"Izzit serious?" Like I just said, she's my wife.
"I wanna ask her out." Excuse me?
"Wanna ask her out, wanna take her home, wanna take her home."

At this point none of us can believe what we are experiencing, and just when it seems we've pegged the needle on the "Weird" meter, it gets even stranger - apparently, Mr. "I'm Gonna Try to Pick Up a Woman Through Her Husband" has a girlfriend, and she's sitting at the bar right next to him.

The bartender had already requested the doorman escort the dude outside (he was certain I was about to throttle him right on the spot), but I mentioned to the bartender, "The situation is taking care of itself," as IdiotBoy's soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend ripped into him.

mikey_the_rat

if his g/f wasn't also there. weird guy.

I had a young woman flash her boobs at me once. But, she was drunk and I was too nice of a guy to take advantage of her. Of course, she later got pissed because she got drunk to get up enough courage to make a pass at me and was upset I didn't sleep with her.

I've had a few gay men slip me their phone numbers and tell me to call them.

:puke: That was reealllly weird...:yoiks:

My weird pickup story happened when I was a student at UNC-Chapel Hill. Not long before I graduated in 1985, I was on the bus going from my apartment to campus, and it was empty except for the driver, me, and two other people. I was sitting toward the back of the bus, and a guy sitting at the front of the bus came back and started talking to me. This guy was of Middle Eastern descent (in and of itself NOT a problem) and was a Ph.D. student at the school. I know this because he spoke VERY quickly and told me his life story in about 90 seconds. :rofl: He was really pushy about me going "to tea" with him, and I told him "no" about ten times---nicely at first, then when it was obvious he wasn't getting it, more firmly. When I got off the bus, he followed behind me begging me to "go to tea" with him. I had an exam to take in about ten minutes, and I turned around and said, "I'm sorry. I am NOT interested. Now leave me alone!" As I walked away, I heard him say, "Fucking American bitches!" :wtf: :rofl: I still wonder if that asshole ever got a date with anyone. :rofl:

The first wife when we met. She came into my lab in the Navy from a Sub Support Ship for a Glucose Tolerance Test.

I should have let the rookies draw THAT one!

this was also the weekend my Fiance went back to school my Fiance and not my GF...;)

Anyway, the fiance and I have been looking for new bedroom furniture for some time and found one we liked, so this weekend after she left I went to the store to talk to the sales girl about it, to see if I could get a sample of the color of the headboard fabric, and to see if we could special order a different one if we did not like the one that came standard. During the course of the conversation she asked what colors I was thinking. I mentioned white and taupe.

This is how the conversation went from there:

her: you don't want white, it would get really dirty, really easily.

me: How in the hell would the headboard get dirty?

her: well, you never know you might meet some girl, things go well, you take her back to your place, the two of you get in bed, she might have make up on and she might stay the night...

:wow: that was my face...She was looking right at me when she said this and I am convinced beyond any doubt that SHE wanted to be the girl dirtying my headboard... (that even sounds dirty, lol)

the only response I could muster was, Wow, you have imagined quite the social life for me...


Was she hitting on me? Did she want to get my headboard dirty?

Should I even go back and order the bed?

The boy she was with dragged her away and handed her off to another, saying, "Take her upstairs."

My aunt is my mother's sister, so my uncle is not a blood relation. Anyway, his 45 or 50 year-old drunk sister kept asking me if I was old enough to go out drinking. It did not occur to me at the time what she had in mind, but it gradually dawned on me based on the persistence and the (glazed-over) come-hither eyes.

between the sweet young man who gave me a U2 tape cassette just before he got off at Ronkonkoma on the LIRR (No words or anything, he just handed me the tape, smiled and disembarked) and the gentleman who came up to me at Tower Records and said that he had never listed to the Beatles before and what album would I recommend. I didn't even get that he was hitting on me until I saw he wasn't paying any attention to what I was saying! ("Well, I don't work here, but if you've never listened to the Beatles before you really should listen to Abbey Road first...")

was buying me shots of tequila then asked me if I could walk her home after the show. Ok.

So while walking home, she says "my roommates are out of town and our house is so lonely and scary when I'm there alone."

um.. ok.

So I asked her to come to my place instead. We made out, went upstairs, were all ready to go and she changed her mind. I respected that and went to sleep, but she became "Whose birthday is it anyway?" to my friends who knew the story.

And just came out and asked for sex. The other day it was: "It's the New Year.... Wanna have sex?"

Never quite had that before. :)

Once after a writing class, I was joking around with this hot girl I had a huge crush on, mentioning that I was a "bad boy" etc. I was joking like that because somebody in class wrote an essay about bad boys and we workshopped it that day. When I cracked the "bad boy" comment, she says: " I know, I was thinking about you the whole time we were talking about that essay." I nearly walked into a door. Sad thing is I got so damn shy I never made a move. Been in love with that woman for years, but we don't talk anymore. :(

when I was in my early 20s, I was taking the train home to my dad. I was listening to my music and looking out of the window. There was this guy (in his 60s) sitting across me. Then this "conversation" started:

Him: May I ask you something"
Me: Yes
Him: You look so sad and alone and I am alone .... do you want ....
Me: :wtf: ????

I left the department and looked for another seat.

That was downright scary and creepy.

a hairdresser. Once I was cutting a guy's hair and he said that if I would go out with him he'd make sure I didn't have to pay any fare on the bus ride home (yep, he was a bus driver). Another guy whose hair I cut regularly actually showed up at my apartment door one morning as I was leaving for work. It was freaky... he was a grown man with two kids and I was nineteen. He wanted to give me a ride to work. Uh, YEAH. No. One of my favorites was a guy I met at a bar. We were talking for a while and then he drew me closer and said, "I'm an attractive man, and you're an attractive woman. Why don't we get together?" :rofl: For the record, he was NOT an attractive man.

for being self-confident.

:P

I was painfully shy as a teenager and through most of my 20s. I didn't even have a date until I was a college sophomore and didn't get laid until about 2 weeks after graduating college. A few years later, i was at a big beach party and this attractive woman was practically giving me a lap dance and I still didn't act on it. (well, not an actual lap dance... but it was clear she was interested)

Your wife is lovely!

but, she lost a bet and that's how she ended up with me.

just kidding.

I lucked out when I hit 30 - my ex-wife didn't bother with practically giving me a lap dance. She literally dragged me into the bedroom on the first date. That kind of helped my self-confidence (she wasn't exactly chopped liver, either.)

An actress told me that she would give me a BJ a day if I gave her the role she wanted.

:evilgrin:

I was engaged at the time, so I didn't take her up on her offer.......

I know, anti-climatic.....

A woman who:

1. was an indirect supperior
2. openly a lesbian
3. knew my then girlfriend professionally

gave me one of those old zip disks and asked me to take a look at it on the weekend and to give her a call if I thought I could contribute anything.

I almost looked at the disk on my office computer,

On the disk were a bunch of dirty photos of her and her partner, who was just a complete freak and role playing Catherine Tramell 24/7. The woman was just a total psycho. Had I taken up the invitation I am sure that psycho would have been brandishing an ice pick.

I always felt badly for her because despite being attractive and intelligent, she was totally under the thumb of her psycho partner who by all appearances treated her like garbage, destroyed her self esteam and reduced her to that type of attention seeking.

A number of years later her name came up in the divorce of another guy who had worked for the same firm - I guess he took up the invitation.