the FSM is a fraud! - Democratic Underground

MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:16 PM
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the FSM is a fraud!

when dead Cthulhu comes to eat your souls, where will your Flying Spaghetti Monster be then?

Cthulhu

FSM

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Dr. Strange

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:17 PM
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1. Is it just me, or are they cousins?

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:18 PM
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2. they are not related. Cthulhu would have nothing to do with the FSM

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Dr. Strange

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:22 PM
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3. I have read that Cthulhu can be rather elitist...

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:24 PM
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7. he's not! Cthulhu doesn't care who you are...he'll eat your soul regardless

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Kutjara

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:22 PM
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4. Nonsense. Cthulhu is just...

...an anthropomorphized squid, concocted by his followers to scare small children. At best, he's a guy in a calamari hat.

The FSM is, on the other hand, PASTA. With meatballs!

Need I say more?

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:23 PM
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5. take that crack to the Olive Garden and smoke it there

we don't take kindly to that in R'lyeh

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Kutjara

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:28 PM
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11. See if you still feel that way when the...

...Marinara sauce is running in the streets, and only the truly faithful will be spared from quite extensive clothing stains.

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:29 PM
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13. my soul will have long been eaten, so i won't really mind

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Kutjara

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Mon Jan-07-08 05:03 PM
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31. Would that be lemon soul?

With a side-order of spaghetti, perhaps? You see, the FSM is everywhere!

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Dr. Strange

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:36 PM
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17. Good point.

FSM is the only candidate with the meatballs to do what NEEDS to be done.

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SteppingRazor

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:24 PM
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6. Bah. Cthulu is just the calamari served with the FSM pasta.

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:27 PM
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9. your insolence will be noted for when Yog-Sothoth arises

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flvegan

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:27 PM
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8. Your Cthulhu image ain't working there, Cooter.

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:28 PM
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10. really? dammit!

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DS1

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:30 PM
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14. don't listen to him

it's working. He's just so distracted by those lovely, meaty, meatballs with meat he can't see anything else ;-)

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:32 PM
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15. bastard! the shoggoth will feast on his brain!

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DS1

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:29 PM
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12. FSM is the Jennifer Wilbanks of the Deity class

Edited on Mon Jan-07-08 04:49 PM by DS1

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:44 PM
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23. i'd laugh, if it weren't true.

Edited on Mon Jan-07-08 04:44 PM by MrCoffee

the hell with it, sometimes the truth is just plain funny.

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NewJeffCT

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:47 PM
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25. best post of the day!

it took me a second to remember Jennifer Wilbanks.

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Gidney N Cloyd

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:34 PM
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16. ...

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NewJeffCT

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:40 PM
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18. Nobody believed me when I posted this weeks back!

I was ahead of the curve for once this century!

http://www.dailykos.com/comments/2007/12/26/72046/268/138#c138

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:41 PM
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19. i don't go to that liberal rag of a website

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NewJeffCT

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:42 PM
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21. I'm sure I posted that on here, too

it's just easier to search recent history there.

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:43 PM
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22. Cthulhu appreciates your dedication...however, your soul will still be eaten

it's a thankless job.

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NewJeffCT

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:46 PM
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24. I know what you mean

here, I found it from December 10

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=2454587#2454597

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redwitch

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:42 PM
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20. This is my favorite thread ever.

I love you guys! I really, really needed the laugh just now, many thanks!

:loveya:

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redqueen

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:49 PM
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26. FSM is just the disnified version of Cthulu.

You know like what they did with faeries?

He'll show up and and everyone will be like "ooh save us FSM!" and he'll be all like "CHOMP!"

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:53 PM
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27. don't you have cheerleaders to mock and ridicule?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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redqueen

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:55 PM
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28. Too many cheerleaders... not enough time.

;)

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:55 PM
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29. ain't that the truth!

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Iggo

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Mon Jan-07-08 04:58 PM
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30. Yikes!

Fearless wretch
Insanity
He watches
Lurking beneath the sea
Timeless sleep
Has been upset
He awakens
Hunter of the shadows is rising
Immortal
In madness you dwell...

That ain't no plate of spaghetti, man!

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