Enzyte Fraud Trial Set to Start

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2008/01/08/ap4507403.html
Associated Press 01.08.08, 1:25 PM ET


CINCINNATI -

Executives of a company known for the "Smiling Bob" ads that promote "natural male enhancement" are set to go on trial in an 111-count indictment that accuses them of bilking $100 million from consumers.

Government lawyers have said they expect to call about 90 witnesses in a trial expected to take about a month in which company president Steven Warshak, his mother and four other employees of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals are accused of conspiracy to commit money laundering plus mail, wire and bank fraud.

Jury selection in U.S. District Court was scheduled to begin Tuesday.

Products made by Berkeley Nutraceuticals include vitamins, nutrients and Enzyte, a products whose television pitchman was a character called "Smiling Bob." The company claims Enzyte has 2 million users worldwide...

stiff opposition.

(best pun I could come up with)

soften the sentence if
they don't have hard evidence

lost

Dammit!!!!!

Bake

thousands of years ago.

they'd have no need to advertise...

Beer. Brewed for maybe four millenia now.


A lot of guys turn into bigger dicks the more beer they drink.

you'll be able to tell by the smug expressions on their faces

Smiling Bob commercials were genius....
a little weird.... but great


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8hyjEGkm-A

and this little gem... a spoof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsSwcFumnQs



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

:woohoo:

they don't dick around

They should have stuck to internet spam.

It would be hilarious watching 12 people desperately trying to keep a straight face for a month during the expert testimony..

Hang them low.