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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:20 PM
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When will you die? Deathclock
Friday, May 11, 2063

I can live with that...I will be OLDDDDDDDDD





http://www.deathclock.com/
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:23 PM
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1. November 8, 2041
Hmm...I checked my BIL, who died in October 2007, and he should have died in December 2002. Go figure!
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:26 PM
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2. my daughter will be like 119
but it says hubby will die in 2013 hummmmmmm
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:41 PM
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9. yeah, I checked for my Dad
he died 12 years ago (asthma complications) says he'd be dead in 2020. According to this, I have 44 more years left in me. Eh, go figure. We go when we go.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:27 PM
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3. You'll just miss Haley's comet.
My results were skewed by my BMI of 78 because when I cheated and lowered it the clock moved my date from next week to 2041.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:27 PM
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4. IT said Friday, July 14, 2084
I'll be 98. :o
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 10:02 PM
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17. "Wow, they said Grandma's liver was harder than a rock from years of binge drinking"
:D
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:30 PM
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5. Monday, July 5, 2032
Although the fact that they use BMI kinda makes the whole thing bullshit... :P BMI doesn't work for people with odd body shapes or any decent amount of muscle. And I happen to have both right now.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:35 PM
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6. Friday, October 8, 2040
My mouth will get me killed long before that, though. ;-)
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:38 PM
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7. Sunday, January 8, 2045
:shrug:
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:39 PM
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8. Monday, September 11, 1989
That site says I'm dead. :shrug:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:54 PM
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10. My crazy uncle
Who will be 90 this year was supposed to die in 1970.

Looking good, for a man in his condition.
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 09:02 PM
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11. March 28, 2024
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 09:12 PM
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12. Funny, I was just at that site
Wednesday, May 28, 2042
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 09:42 PM
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13. Screw that, it goes off BMI which is near-useless.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 09:56 PM
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16. Especially since some of us have BMIs lower than 25, I believe.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 10:18 PM
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21. Agreed.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 12:11 AM
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27. Well said.
:thumbsup:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 09:49 PM
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14. Saturday, July 17, 2049
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 09:55 PM
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15. July 27, 2058.
Which sounds about right to me.

This clock gave my parents a generous number of years left to live, though, which...one can only hope, I guess.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 10:05 PM
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18. June 22, 2025
x(
I declare bullshit.
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 10:12 PM
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19. March 30, 2079
2 days before my 97th birthday...shit
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 10:15 PM
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20. Sept 29, 2077

I'll be super old! LOL


Iza -- we are going to be some cranky old mo-fos!!! :D
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 10:19 PM
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22. Shit's sake!! I've got one foot in the grave!! Sept 23, 2018
Can't understand it. My BMI is less than 25, healthy otherwise. And now I've got a will to write!!
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 10:19 PM
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23. September 20, 2054
What the hell? I'm going to be way older than I ever expected. Looks like I will be around long enough to someday reach 10,000 posts.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 10:22 PM
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24. Frankly, I didn't expect to live that long. In fact, I don't.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 10:24 PM
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25. punched in the numbers for my nephew
Site said he dies on July 23, 2029.

He died in Sept of 04 and NOT of any accident.

Punched in my mom's numbers. Site says October 17, 2002. She passed in January of 96

Is that site run by Tweety? Predictions about that accurate.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 12:09 AM
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26. According to that Elvis is already dead!
died on 10/20/2003!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 04:33 AM
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28. Normal: Saturday, January 5, 2047
Edited on Wed Jan-09-08 04:36 AM by krispos42
Pessimistic: Monday, November 16, 2026
Sadistic: Thursday, January 5, 2012
Optimistic: Wednesday, March 12, 2064


Of course, they're all wrong. I'm going to die at the age of 95, jealously shot to death in the bed of a super-hot 23-year-old underwear model after our third round of the night, when her boyfriend comes home early.

:evilgrin:

<on edit>

If I crank up my BMI, start smoking, and go for "sadistic", I died two-and-a-half years ago! :rofl:
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 04:36 AM
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29. Monday, July 18, 2078
that would be on the same day as my father died.

And I would be over 100 years old :eyes:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 04:41 AM
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30.  Monday, May 15, 2023
I am only going to be 45?:wtf:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:48 AM
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40. I'm going to die just about a month later.
At 58, which is crazy. Nobody in my family dies before eighty, and many of them live much longer.

If you have your corpse frozen, we can have a joint funeral when I drop dead. :D
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 04:43 AM
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31. Though i plan to live to be 111...
My "date" is Tuesday, January 22, 2064.

Still, not too shabby for someone in my physical condition. *shrugs*
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:03 AM
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32. Monday, April 1, 2013.
Of course, that's not surprising. I will be 69 next week, so if I live another 5 years, I'll be grateful. My father died at 71 and my mother at 78. But I still think I'll make it to 80.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:22 AM
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36. I wish you a happy 69.
(Wherein I inaugurate the barrage of tasteless, unoriginal jokes related to RebelOne's birthday) :evilgrin:
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 12:51 PM
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53. Yeah, I was dreading this birthday, not so much
because of the age, but because of the number.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:05 AM
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33. Dec 19, 1963
which will make me 99 years old at the time of my death.
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:10 AM
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34. October 30, 2012 ...
I'm not going to make it to 60. :shrug:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:20 AM
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35. Tuesday, February 9, 2038
I'll be 72. Meh.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:39 AM
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37. It says I'll live forever! What a relief.
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:41 AM
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38. Saturday, March 7, 2071
I'm gonna be 79 years old... I can live with that.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:46 AM
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39. June 29, 2023.
Right around the corner! I blame the depression.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:39 AM
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41. Monday, March 17, 2042
I'll be 99 years old!

And I just might make it too...

My parents are nearly in their 90's right now!

:woohoo: :woohoo:
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:41 AM
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42. Thursday, May 16, 2047....nt
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:41 AM
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43. Tuesday, February 10, 2082
Nice.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:46 AM
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44.  Thursday, April 30, 2048
Only 40 more years? Pffft. My 102 year old Nana scoffs at that, as do my genes.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:49 AM
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45. Hmmm
I'm to die in 9 years :scared: but according to the Deathclock my husband has been dead for 11 :rofl: Can't wait to tell him that.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:49 AM
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46. 2/27/85
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:50 AM
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47. 3 July 2029
That's not too old - 74. The BBC had a more concise calculator with several inputs that had bopping around until I was 94. Plus I've decided I'll still riding my bike at 120, or maybe 130.

Oh fuck it. I'll live forever.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:50 AM
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48. Sunday, May 21, 2056
Gah! Who woulda thunk?

:shrug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:51 AM
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49. No way you would outlive me!
That is just crazy talk.

:rofl:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 12:06 PM
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51. its true!
I saw it on the internets! :D

Hi, you!

:hi:
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 12:04 PM
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50. My Dad has been dead since 1980!
That really explains a lot. 27 years with this dude is killing me!

Me I am gonzo in 2022.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 12:46 PM
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52. September 30, 2021
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 01:17 PM
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54. 2031????
I'll only be 61?? hrmph
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 01:29 PM
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55. Hey, I just put in Dick Cheney's numbers, and
He's gonna drop dead on June 17 of this year!! :woohoo:
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 09:11 PM
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68. bwahahaha
would be wild
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 06:43 AM
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73. So who will be the President after June 17th?
:popcorn:
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 07:39 AM
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74. Damned good question...
probably Ghouliani.
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1gobluedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 01:31 PM
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56. November 2, 2052
I will be 92 years old.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 01:37 PM
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57. Apparently
I will die just before my B-day on Friday, July 6, 2063
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 04:30 PM
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58. Who is this "Deathclock"?
And why do you wish him dead?

Bad, bad greenbriar.
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 04:34 PM
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59. Tomorrow
:scared:


I'm kidding of course, but I need to get out and exercise more.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 04:48 PM
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60. Don't care, want it to be a surprise.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 04:52 PM
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61. April 26, 2023
Edited on Wed Jan-09-08 04:54 PM by dbaker41
Fifteen years from now???? I'll only be 67. I ain't going that soon. Period.

Bake

Okay, so I went back and checked the "Optimistic" box (which I assume is supposed to describe one's outlook on life?) and it came back with 2044, at which time I'll be 84. I like that better.
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Thirtieschild Donating Member (978 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:43 PM
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62. I don't have long. Wednesday, April 16, 2014.
Edited on Wed Jan-09-08 05:52 PM by Disorganized
I'll be 79. Clock ignores my genetics - father died at 90, mother is 99. But then maybe I count on those genes too much.

Edit to add: Maybe the DeathClock has something after all. Just checked the progressions in my astrological chart, and it doesn't look good. Of course, the 2014 date assumes I survive the end of the Mayan calendar. Maybe I've been watching too many MegaDisasters on the History Channel.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:55 PM
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63. For a second there I read "Deathclock" as something else...
and thought, "What a way to go!"
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 06:05 PM
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64. Damn! I've gotta stick around until April 21, 2046?
Well shit.
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 06:35 PM
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65. Cool!
I'll live to 86 (November 2030); apparently, my Mom didn't do this exercise 'cuz she died in '01 and this site says she has until 2020 :rofl:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 06:44 PM
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66. Tuesday, January 23, 2057
I'll be really old!
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 06:50 PM
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67. October 9, 2056
78 years old. Eh, yeah, that'll be sufficient.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 09:20 PM
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69. Sunday, July 1, 2046
hubby's December 9, 2039, but where he goes I go :)
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 04:51 AM
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70.  Now it says Monday, July 19, 2060
I just put in optimistic instead of pessimistic.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 05:37 AM
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71. March 11, 2044
Shit, I'm going to die before I can even get my social security. Fuck that. From here on out I'm gonna be a Republican. I'm done done with public school, so what do I need that for? So long, DU!!
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 06:08 AM
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72. Taking applications for a very expensive hooker, night of: Nov. 23rd 2048.
she better not look like Ann Coulter either! (Just for the record, I have nothing against cross-dressing men who fool the public into thinking that they are women but THAT GUY is seriously messed up!)
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 08:12 AM
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75. Don't they mean Desslok?


Leader Desslok of Gamelon

:P
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