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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 02:14 PM
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A Simpler Plan for More Sex..
Screw more often.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 02:58 PM
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1. But my power drill sucks.
It's much easier to just use a hammer and nails.
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lips Donating Member (187 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 03:03 PM
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2. Getting down to brass tacks are we now.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:08 PM
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9. I guess it just depends which one prefers...
screwing, or getting nailed?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 03:13 PM
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3. That's not a simple plan.
It is fraught with insurmountable obstacles.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 04:58 PM
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4. No, the plan is simple...it's the EXECUTION of the plan that presents the problem.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:04 PM
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5. DAMN
thats what I have been doing wrong...

x(
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:04 PM
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6. No, you just need to go furniture shopping more often. :)
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:07 PM
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7. Man, I think I better stay away from there
I really miss my Fiancee already...
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:07 PM
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8. Succinctly put.
:)
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:11 PM
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10. For most of us getting much more sex is as simple as making the decision to go AC/ DC.
For me it would easily double my sex life. Don't know if it would work for you though.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:33 PM
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11. I'd easily double the amount of sex I have by simply...
telling my husband "allright, whatever" on Christmas AND Easter.
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