Time again for another time honored round of ASK MRSCORPIO

MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 12:56 PM
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Time again for another time honored round of ASK MRSCORPIO

Yes, going five and half years strong... It's the Lounge's greatest game...

So ask me anything and I will lend my considerable wit and wisdom to solve your problems and assuage your troubles.

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lost-in-nj

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:02 PM
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1. ok

what is the significance of the Kevin Mitnick
business card?

I feel stupid, but I don't get it.......

:shrug:

lost

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:13 PM
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5. When Mitnick was younger he was an infamous hacker

He got his young ass caught and was sent to prison.

Movies like Hackers and Wargames were based on this guy.

Now that he's out of prison, he's lending his skills to protect the computers of some of the same companies like the ones he hacked.

So the lock pick business card is sort of like him showing his ass that he can get the job done.

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:02 PM
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2. I haven't gotten a PM in weeks..Do you think I need a breath mint?

:shrug:

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miss_american_pie

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:02 PM
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3. Check your pm

:hi:

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:14 PM
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6. You!!!

Edited on Sat Jan-12-08 01:15 PM by GoPsUx

:) _uck I miss you!
:hug: :loveya: :pals: :woohoo:

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:05 PM
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4. Lick the back of your hand, wait a sec and then sniff where you licked

If your nose bleeds, you'll know why you're so PM deficient

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:18 PM
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7. That could be it

This is me fresh from the camera :silly:

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XemaSab

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:21 PM
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8. How do I talk this guy into going out with me?

He's really ambivalent right now, but I feel like if I approach him with the right argument I'll convince him that I'm right and he's wrong.

PS I have 50 IQ points on him. :)

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:33 PM
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9. First, smile at him

Second, never ever try to convince a guy that he's wrong, even if he is.

That's no way to get a guy.

Your strategy is to make him think that going out with you is his idea, even if it is on a subconscious level.

Tell him that you're an expert on non-verbal cues and you have noticed, without a doubt, that when he's in close proximity to you his body language shows a considerable amount of attraction to you. And most of all, you find that REALLY SEXY!

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XemaSab

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:46 PM
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10. Um, he told me he wanted to get with me

but that it would be a bad idea.

I need to convince him that this is a good idea.

And from what you're saying, that it's HIS good idea. :)

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:54 PM
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11. Then a test drive is called for

Dare him to get one

And take him to Wonderland

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XemaSab

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Sat Jan-12-08 01:57 PM
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12. Good idea.

:thumbsup:

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DarkTirade

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Sat Jan-12-08 02:53 PM
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13. That, or just show enough cleavage to make his IQ drop another 50 points temporarily. :)

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XemaSab

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:22 PM
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26. I'm a b-cup

I don't think I HAVE that much cleavage. :P

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DarkTirade

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Sat Jan-12-08 05:05 PM
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27. Size matters not.

Judge me by my size, do you? :P

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XemaSab

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Sat Jan-12-08 05:09 PM
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28. Good point...

I already make it a point to wear TIGHT shirts around him... maybe I should go for LOW shirts too.

But I really think he wants to be talked into it more than led into it, ya know?

All his arguments are... easy to argue with. :)

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DarkTirade

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Sat Jan-12-08 02:54 PM
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14. Should I spend the extra money on an electric guitar

Edited on Sat Jan-12-08 02:55 PM by DarkTirade

or should I just get a pickup for my acoustic?

*edit* and if so, what kind of pickup?

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:03 PM
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16. I'm kind of at a loss here

Edited on Sat Jan-12-08 03:04 PM by MrScorpio

Give me a hint as to what kind of sound are you looking for?

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DarkTirade

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:04 PM
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17. That's the problem...

I have too wide a variety of things I play. :P

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:10 PM
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21. Then go for the pickups

Here's a clue

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/navigation?N=100001&Ntt=Guitar+Pickups&Nty=1&src=00631&247SEM

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DarkTirade

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Sat Jan-12-08 05:10 PM
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29. I've been avoiding that site for a while since I didn't really have the money to spend...

but now that I'm in a situation where I don't have to pay rent I can start looking again. :)

I actually just stopped at the guitar store to price check and whatnot, had to run an errand on that side of town. They had a few pickups that seemed to be pretty decent there that were fairly well priced. I need to get some more thumbpicks too, nobody ever carries those because only weirdos like me use them.

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bertha katzenengel

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:00 PM
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15. Should I take my other two bereavement days, even though . . .

. . . I'm not going home to help bury my dad?

http://www.kesq.com/Global/story.asp?S=7607586

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:07 PM
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19. Get a copy of the funeral program

and take your two days.

Again, Baby cakes, my heartfelt condolences

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bertha katzenengel

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:12 PM
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24. I think I will. Look - I just got this from my uncle. I never knew this.

"He was always there for me, especially as a child. He gave me support in grade school, when I had trouble coping. Dennis was always around, sometimes even more than my parents. . . . I really miss him a lot. He was always kind and gentle towards me, even though he knew I didn't believe as he did."

I love my uncle. We keep in touch sporadically. I can see I'll be in touch with him more often now.

Thank you, Mr S :hug:

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youthere

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:07 PM
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18. Does this look infected to you?

I'm holding up my finger...no not that one...this one.

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:08 PM
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20. You should get that lanced

Right away

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youthere

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:10 PM
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22. But I don't know anyone named lance.

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Rising Phoenix

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:11 PM
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23. Is there a God?

Edited on Sat Jan-12-08 03:15 PM by Rising Phoenix

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 03:16 PM
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25. Yeah

And her name is Joyce

She bakes cookies

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SeattleGirl

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Sat Jan-12-08 08:12 PM
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30. Now that the Seahawks lost, what is the point of my existence?

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 11:47 PM
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35. Yes, there is

You're here on this Earth to be naughty

Live up to your obligations, please.

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SeattleGirl

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Sat Jan-12-08 11:57 PM
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40. Whew! I was so devastated, I totally forgot!

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Sat Jan-12-08 08:16 PM
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31. I have to go into work tomorrow to catch up on things

Why or why did I volunteer to do something so stupid?:shrug:

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 11:48 PM
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36. For the money

You need to eat

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Sanity Claws

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Sat Jan-12-08 08:26 PM
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32. Do men find red toenail polish attractive?

Is red their fav?

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 11:50 PM
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37. Oh yeah

It says, "I'm passionate and I'd love to stick these in your back."

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-12-08 08:41 PM
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33. How do I score nekkid pics of Haruka?

A man has got to know.

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 11:53 PM
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38. You have to take then yourself

It's the most time honored way

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Lady Freedom

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Sat Jan-12-08 08:45 PM
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34. How do you relieve back pain in a pregnant dog?n/t

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MrScorpio

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Sat Jan-12-08 11:54 PM
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39. Giver her something else to think about

Chew toy, baby

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Writer

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Sun Jan-13-08 12:10 AM
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41. Mr. Scorpio... why is it that my neighbor's two mutts continue to mate in their backyard...

and my neighbors do little to nothing to stop them from doing so? And why must I hear the squealing of the female dog at 3am when they opt for a middle-of-the-night lay?

Why?

:shrug:

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MrScorpio

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Sun Jan-13-08 12:39 AM
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42. Check to see if your neighbor films the action

If my suspicions are correct, you're living next door to a doggie porn mogul

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Writer

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Sun Jan-13-08 12:42 AM
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43. Oh my!

And that would explain the screams emitting from my own pooch. Perhaps it's a little too much for his delicate senses.

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ThatsMyBarack

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Sun Jan-13-08 12:43 AM
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44. Mick Jagger!

I already asked you via PM, but you never answered. :shrug:

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MrScorpio

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Sun Jan-13-08 12:53 AM
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45. Mick Jagger

1. Jagger starred in Freejack with Emilio Estevez

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104299/

2. Estevez starred in the L.A. Riot Spectacular with Ronny Cox

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388193/

3. I met Cox in Georgetown in the early nineties

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ashling

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Sun Jan-13-08 02:00 AM
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46. why?

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MrScorpio

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Sun Jan-13-08 02:53 PM
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47. Because

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ashling

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Mon Jan-14-08 10:20 AM
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50. Why?

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MrScorpio

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Mon Jan-14-08 01:48 PM
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55. Just because

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ashling

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Mon Jan-14-08 04:39 PM
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58. But, why?

really, why?

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AspenRose

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Sun Jan-13-08 03:39 PM
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48. Which is the better version of Heard it through the grapevine....

Gladys or Marvin?

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MrScorpio

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Sun Jan-13-08 03:43 PM
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49. Gladys' is my fave

Although, I'm a huge Marvin fan, Gladys' cover works more for me.

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BlueIris

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Mon Jan-14-08 10:23 AM
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51. Should I throw away ALL the reminders of my past?

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MrScorpio

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Mon Jan-14-08 01:47 PM
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54. No

You should sell them on EBAY

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Dr. Strange

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Mon Jan-14-08 10:31 AM
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52. How do I make SeattleGirl my best friend?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7344159#7346552

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MrScorpio

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Mon Jan-14-08 01:49 PM
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56. Money...

And a safe word

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madinmaryland

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Mon Jan-14-08 11:04 AM
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53. Who is Mrs. Corpio?

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MrScorpio

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Mon Jan-14-08 01:50 PM
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57. The feminine side of my personality

I get in touch with it from time to time

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