Hello! I'm Mr. Midlodemocrat - ask me anything
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:25 PM
Hello! I'm Mr. Midlodemocrat - ask me anything
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:31 PMOriginal message
1. Are you able to find room in the fridge for beer among all the wine boxes?
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:33 PMReply #1
5. I have my own personal fridge
Since clearly the children need to eat & drink something other than boxed wine
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:34 PMReply #5
44. Actually, that's true. He does. Filled with Dasani.
He's such an elitist tool.
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:31 PMOriginal message
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:33 PMReply #2
6. You promise not to do anything to TM if I send her up there - right?
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:36 PMReply #6
9. we won't even leave the house
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:37 PMReply #9
10. That's good - she's use to an early bedtime
Oh I'm so in trouble for these posts aren't I?
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:38 PMReply #10
12. i let her sleep late this morning. we were up late last night.
glad i'm no longer the ONLY one in trouble for this :rofl:
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:32 PMOriginal message
3. Did you ever tell your wife about that affair you and Lynne had?
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:34 PMReply #3
7. Lynne Cheney - I only did it because of Midlo's secret crush on Dick Cheney
I don't understand that one
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:32 PMOriginal message
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:34 PMReply #4
8. Just send her home in one piece - m'kay
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:38 PMOriginal message
11. Are Midlo's friends in the "Virginia White Women Against That Colored Obama Comittee".....
Edited on Mon Jan-14-08 01:43 PM by sasquatch
rowdy?
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:39 PMReply #11
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:41 PMReply #15
18. The Virginia GOP made them change it to "Virginia White Women Against that African American Obama"
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:38 PMOriginal message
13. Why did you spend all Midlo's money at Sharper Image and Pen Island?
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:39 PMReply #13
14. It's really Penis Land. Please don't tell Midlo. nt
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:40 PMReply #14
16. Wait - wtf are you doing impersonating me - Mr Midlodemocrat
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:41 PMReply #16
19. What were you doing at Penis Land?
Stop changing the subject!
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:44 PMReply #19
22. What were YOU doing at Penis Land imitating me
You're the one that started this subject
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:45 PMReply #22
23. Somebody registered there for their wedding.
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:46 PMReply #23
26. We did not register at Penis Land
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:40 PMReply #14
17. Well, I think you just let her in on the secret
Though, she probably has Lynne on ignore. Midlo is smart.
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:42 PMReply #17
20. You mean she went to college or something?
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:44 PMReply #20
21. Yeah -- think of all the homeless people she could have helped, instead of wasting it on college
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:46 PMReply #21
24. Think of all the boxed wine my wife could have bought
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:49 PMReply #24
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:51 PMReply #29
33. Typical Christian would be if we could just convert the damn water into wine
But NOOOOOOOOOOO we are forced to buy it instead!
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:46 PMReply #21
25. And how many could be housed down by the river in her minivan
then they'd have WiFi and satellite radio.
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:50 PMReply #25
30. I thought all homeless people had internet access, already
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:56 PMReply #30
36. But if we really cared we'd give them 300 channels of commercial free music.
And a house. A nice one, with hardwood floors and an island in the kitchen. And a nice view, they get real used to that down by the river.
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:48 PMOriginal message
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:49 PMReply #27
28. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:51 PMReply #28
32. I don't think he's talking about wine sampling
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:52 PMReply #28
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:51 PMReply #27
31. Damnit - you had to go there didn't you
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Mon Jan-14-08 01:56 PMReply #31
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:29 PMReply #27
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:29 PMReply #38
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:57 PMReply #38
49. I was hoping to keep this a clean thread
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:58 PMReply #49
50. Yeah, good luck with that with this crowd. Oh, wait, you're dead to me.
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:05 PMReply #50
51. No I'm not! And you know it too
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:06 PMReply #49
52. Yeah, sure, "ask me anything".
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:09 PMReply #52
53. You could have asked him about God.
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:15 PMReply #53
57. I could have asked him if he makes you scream Oh God
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:18 PMReply #57
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:28 PMOriginal message
37. So is Midlo still in her Franzia induced coma?
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:29 PMReply #37
40. Looks like you woke Agent Franzia up
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:32 PMReply #40
41. I was WORKING. A concept unfamiliar to a freeper troll like you.
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:33 PMReply #41
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:33 PMReply #42
43. And, then I was volunteering at the elementary school in the SPECIAL ED room.
Again, a concept unfamiliar to a troll like you.
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:36 PMReply #43
46. Whatever -- I hate kids
Edited on Mon Jan-14-08 02:38 PM by LostinVA
Filthy creatures.
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:36 PMReply #46
Edited on Mon Jan-14-08 02:39 PM by Midlodemocrat
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:39 PMReply #47
And, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:19 PMReply #46
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:42 PMReply #43
71. "I was volunteering at the elementary school in the SPECIAL ED room"
Edited on Mon Jan-14-08 04:59 PM by sasquatch
Is this part of your community service for throwing rocks at randomn poor people?
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:43 PMReply #71
73. I don't throw rocks. I kick them. BIG difference.
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:44 PMReply #73
75. Well that isn't so bad I guess, just lay off the poor people there carpetbagger
Edited on Mon Jan-14-08 04:48 PM by sasquatch
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:35 PMOriginal message
45. When you enjoy a nice round of whoopee, what is the average length of your afterglow?
Trying to get an idea what's normal around here
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:09 PMReply #45
54. It doesn't start until after she takes the wine box off his chest.
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:10 PMReply #54
55. He doesn't drink wine. You are now dead to me.
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:14 PMReply #55
56. Didn't say the wine was for him.
I understand that you need a flat surface to rest it on...you know, during. That's just what I've heard.
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:17 PMOriginal message
58. I loved that SNL skit, but did how did you loop the picture?
Edited on Mon Jan-14-08 03:17 PM by MrMickeysMom
See?
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:20 PMOriginal message
61. Holy crap!!! Who rec'd this? Was it zozosmom? Is she back?
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:21 PMReply #61
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:20 PMOriginal message
62. This is a great thread
stop by again sometime, Mr. Midlo
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:27 PMReply #62
64. ON THE LIST!~!!!!!!!1!!!!!
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:32 PMReply #64
69. What about me, I even gave you a hug
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:34 PMReply #69
70. YOU? Totally on the list.
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:29 PMReply #62
65. I had no idea what can of worms I was opening when I started this
Think of the possiblities of future thread:
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:31 PMReply #65
66. I'm surprised it hasn't been copycatted yet
the TeenMidlo thing, i mean
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:35 PMReply #65
67. She's outside scratching, er washing her car.
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Mon Jan-14-08 03:58 PMOriginal message
68. I hate to be a buttinski, but...
does anybody have directions to Penis Island handy?
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:43 PMOriginal message
72. Is it really true that -IF YOU AIN'T RUBBIN' YOU AIN'T RACIN'?
Being from the Southside I would figure you might know
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:44 PMReply #72
South of the James - By invitation only.
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:46 PMReply #74
76. Why do you have to pay to get across the river?
and how has this effective the Slim Jim/Jerky industry?
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:47 PMReply #76
77. Once you're across the river
down here on the Southside, it's so fabulous, you'll never want to leave.
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:49 PMReply #77
78. Is it c'ause a the hardpan front yards?
"Low maintenance" I believe them southsiders call it
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:49 PMReply #78
79. You're just jealous of my freeper grill.
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Tue Jan-15-08 10:00 AMReply #79
80. What is a "Freeper Grill"? A Pig on a Stick in the middle of your front lawn
Edited on Tue Jan-15-08 10:01 AM by LynneSin
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Tue Jan-15-08 11:38 AMOriginal message
81. What kind of fancypants sprinkler system are you installing today?
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Tue Jan-15-08 11:42 AMReply #81
82. One made of pipe. That carries water.
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