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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:42 PM
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What if Hitler had not died in his bunker but had lapsed into a brain dead coma,
What if Hitler had not died in his bunker but had lapsed into a brain dead coma. Could his soul have purified itself over the last half century from evil to good? If the answer is "No", is the soul then not merely a construct of the brain? If the answer is "Yes", is morality volitional? (pause) So these two ducks walk into a bar...



I'm listening to Emo Phillips for the first time. He has funny stuff to say (such as the above), but for fuck's sake, his delivery and vocal inflections are awful and I can't stand to listen to him.

I'm glad I didn't pay for this crap, because after five minutes, I can't take any more and I'm deleting it all.


One other funny one: "My sister married a guy from Germany. He complained to me one day that he can't find a decent bagel in Germany. I said, 'Well, whose fault is that?'" :rofl:

I wish he used a different voice.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:44 PM
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1. I agree. He is one of the funniest writers around,
but I have no idea why he uses that voice.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:46 PM
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2. Is this what the "Emo kids" thing is about?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 04:16 PM
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3. The routine about the guy about to jump off a bridge is also good
I dunno, I like comedians who have quirkiness - sometimes. Neil Hamburger would make a lot of people sick with his delivery, but I find it a scream.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 04:38 PM
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4. Nice post, Stalin.
:rofl:

Bake
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 04:57 PM
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5. Nice post, Boojatta.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 04:59 PM
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6. Its funnier to watch him.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 05:01 PM
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7. Ouch
But yes.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 05:09 PM
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8. why are you playing hard to get ?
let him please please you
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 06:39 PM
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9. Are You Here All Night
:shrug: :shrug: :hide: :popcorn: :hi:
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 08:15 PM
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10. Hitler in a brain dead coma?
Sounds like the kind of candidate the GOP is looking for.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 08:18 PM
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11. I agree. He's very funny but after 5 minutes it just gets scary.
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