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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 11:03 AM
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Vegas Gives Packers 900,000,000-Point Spread Over Whoever
Edited on Fri Jan-18-08 11:07 AM by Rabrrrrrr
"Seriously," said Bill Oddsmaker of the Vegas Football Odds Making Association (AFL-CIO (ALL THREE)), "Is there any point even naming who the Packers are playing? No, of course not. Whatever the team is, and I'm sure they know who they are even if no one else cares any more than a dog cares about the Bose-Einstein condensate point of rubidium, they're gonna lose big time. That's the only point that matters here."

In response, Todd Jeremy Whinyass Littleboy Toadfucker, a fan of the team the Packers are playing - whoever they are - curled up into a fetal ball and cried until his dick fell off, like the effeminate brightly-colored-toy-windmill fetishist that he and the rest of the team's fans are.

"He probably decoupaged a picture of his mother on his little red wagon," added Oddsmaker.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 11:08 AM
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1. Less than a few billionths of a degree (Kelvin)
The Bose-Einstein condensation point, that is.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 11:09 AM
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2. Lee Mercer Jr. could beat them
After all, he is the Secret Coach of the NFL
http://blogs.mediapost.com/tv_watch/?p=481
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 11:17 AM
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3. I hope they lose...
There. I said it.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 11:18 AM
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4. Out of curiosity, who are they playing? New England?
I have no idea.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 11:19 AM
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5. Don't know. Don't honestly care.
I've had dealings over the years with the Packers in my job.

I repeat.

I hope they lose.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 11:45 AM
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6. I Hope Brett Favor Freezes his half inch male unit off
So there :hi:
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