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Orrex

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Fri Jan-18-08 11:13 AM
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Don't reply to this post

I'm on a roll--sixteen unanswered posts in a row this morning, and I'd hate to break my stride.

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WillParkinson

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Fri Jan-18-08 11:16 AM
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1. OK

But just because you asked so nicely.

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hisownpetard

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Fri Jan-18-08 11:49 AM
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2. Why not? Why shouldn't I? I can if I want to!

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formerrepuke

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Fri Jan-18-08 11:53 AM
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3. Not only won't I reply.. I'm not even going to read it!

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NoodleBoy

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Fri Jan-18-08 11:53 AM
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4. ok

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Dr. Strange

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Fri Jan-18-08 12:07 PM
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5. sweet!

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Jamastiene

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Fri Jan-18-08 12:14 PM
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6. Oh, now I must do it.

:evilgrin:

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Z_I_Peevey

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Fri Jan-18-08 12:16 PM
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7. What post?

Where?

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Fri Jan-18-08 12:51 PM
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8. Jeez, why don't you just say "free money"!!!

Somebody has a need to be the center of attention.....:P

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Orrex

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Fri Jan-18-08 12:53 PM
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9. I'll have you know that I am the center of the universe

I am the fixed location. The Lorenz reference point.

All that exists turns on the axis that is Orrex.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Fri Jan-18-08 12:57 PM
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10. Then why are you complaining after causing us to not reply to your posts?

;)

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Orrex

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Fri Jan-18-08 01:01 PM
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11. There, there, little satellite

I didn't say that I was the prime mover or the driver of every action, merely that I am the center around which all things revolve.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Fri Jan-18-08 01:03 PM
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12. Then I suppose that your infinite gravity shall pull this fart unto thee?

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Orrex

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Fri Jan-18-08 01:04 PM
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13. As it does with all of your posts, little satellite

Fart on, cosmic wanderer. Fart on.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Fri Jan-18-08 01:06 PM
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14. I am so gonna fart. Accrete this...

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Orrex

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Fri Jan-18-08 01:07 PM
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15. All in good time

One can't rush these delicate matters, after all.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Fri Jan-18-08 01:09 PM
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17. In all of my studies, I've never heard of a deity that wished to be farted upon.

But who am I to question that will?

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Orrex

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Fri Jan-18-08 02:05 PM
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20. Oh, come on

It's really no crazier than a demand for goat smoke or the still-beating heart of an unlucky sacrificial victim, is it?

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Fire Walk With Me

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Fri Jan-18-08 02:07 PM
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22. Allow me to update.

In all of my studies, I've been unaware of a god posting to a message board requesting to be farted upon.

What does god need with a fart? -Kirk, Star Trek 5

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Orrex

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Fri Jan-18-08 02:15 PM
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24. For quoting Star Trek V, I condemn thee to.... Well, some bad stuff, that's for sure.

And I didn't request to be farted upon, I simply exhorted you to fart. Likely you would have done so anyway, and with my status as the center of the universe already made cleaer, it would naturally fall into orbit around me, like all other things.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Fri Jan-18-08 02:17 PM
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25. For reminding me of a line from Star Trek 5, I condemn thee to remember it eternally.

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Fri Jan-18-08 01:09 PM
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16. oh center of the universe are you?

there is another way to put that you know..*cough* attention whore *cough*....:evilgrin:

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Orrex

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Fri Jan-18-08 01:10 PM
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18. If these are the terms by which you seek to understand me, then so be it

In my magnanimity I can overlook these minor quibbles.

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Fri Jan-18-08 01:12 PM
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19. .....

Would you like some cheese with that whine? (mostly referring to OP actually)

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Orrex

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Fri Jan-18-08 02:05 PM
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21. Look, if you'd rather just send money, that's fine with me, too

I'm flexible like that.

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Fri Jan-18-08 02:12 PM
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23. Okay who did it?

Who recommended this thread? Come on! Fess up! I want to know who the sock puppet to Kewpie Doll's MASSIVE ego is....:grr:

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Guava Jelly

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Fri Jan-18-08 02:20 PM
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26. Okay I won't reply

...

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Deep13

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Fri Jan-18-08 02:20 PM
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27. You got it, pal. nt

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