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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:47 PM
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Breaking News: Lee Mercer Tasered While Eating At Olive Garden



He was stunned several times, and was heard to whisper "Midlo, Midlo, Midlo"
:hi:
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:48 PM
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1. "Midlo, Midlo, Midlo" (all three)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:49 PM
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3. DON'T TAZE ME... MIDLO!
:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:58 PM
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7. Never. We Old Dominioneers have to stick together.
:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:49 PM
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2. Sweet zombie Jesus. Which Olive Garden?
:grabs car keys, pushes kids out of the way:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:53 PM
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4. He was all in the restaurant with kudzu.
And circumcised pit bulls.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:54 PM
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5. It was all diseased
so he was there to rid it for America
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 04:58 PM
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6. It also happened in a toll booth in Delaware!
:hi:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:00 PM
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8. sweet galloping Magoo! what would a tazer shot do to the intelligence hotwire?
the horror...the horror
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:07 PM
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9. Why?
was he breastfeeding?:rofl:
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:08 PM
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10. What appeared to be a taser was actually an electric snake hotwire hookup.
Which the United States Government Technocracy National and International used to zap him in the testicles (All Three).
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:09 PM
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11. was it a national and international (all three) Olive Garden?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:09 PM
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12. Were there unlimited breadsticks and salad (all three)?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:11 PM
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13. Can't a man breast feed his pit bull without being harassed by the PC police?
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 05:21 PM
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14. Did that affect his hotwire?
ouch!
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