Here's to Lee Mercer.. - Democratic Underground

madinmaryland

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:00 PM
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Here's to Lee Mercer..

Sniffa is giving Lee Mercer his daily briefing. Sniffa concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Mercer exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Mercer sits, head in hands.

Finally, Mercer looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:01 PM
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1. !

:spray:

:rofl:

:patriot:

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:02 PM
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2. .....

:boring:

Come on, admit it..You are jealous of Robb's hidden brazillion joke thread....
:P

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madinmaryland

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:09 PM
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3. Ok, I've changed it a bit...

Edited on Fri Jan-18-08 07:09 PM by madinmaryland

Joe Gibbs is giving Dan Snyder his daily briefing. Gibbs concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian players were traded."

"OH NO!" Snyder exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Snyder sits, head in hands.

Finally, Snyder looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion and when did they win a super bowl?"

:evilgrin:

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:14 PM
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4. ROFL...

Now that is very creative!:thumbsup:

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madinmaryland

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:21 PM
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5. One more twist on that...

Wade Phillips is giving Jerry Jones his daily briefing. Phillips concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian players were traded."

"OH NO!" Jones exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Jones sits, head in hands.

Finally, Jones looks up and says, "Pack your bags Wade, Jason Garrett is now head coach."

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:23 PM
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7. OMG....

You are on a roll tonight.....:rofl: :hi:

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madinmaryland

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:32 PM
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9. I'll have to work on topping that one!

:hi:

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Bucky

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:22 PM
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6. (all three)

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sniffa

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Fri Jan-18-08 07:25 PM
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8. National and International

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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