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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:19 PM
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Why do guys hate David Spade?
Mr. Gray H A T E S him and would like to smack the crap out of him. He can't tell me why. He says he just can't stand him.
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DemIdeals Donating Member (94 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:19 PM
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1. Because of his luxurious hair
I however have similar hair, so I don't hate him.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:21 PM
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3. Thank you. I think he's kinda cute.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:46 PM
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18. His hair ain't so great.
:P
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DemIdeals Donating Member (94 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:53 PM
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22. yeah it is
how many guys his age have hair like it? most are balding by then
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:01 PM
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42. Heh...
to clarify, lemme just point to the most recent http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7369564">pic thread here in the lounge. :)
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:24 PM
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34. Bwhahahahahahaha! We should know, if anyone!
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:21 PM
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2. I don't hate him. I think he's hilarious.
Didn't like Joe Dirt, though.
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DemIdeals Donating Member (94 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:26 PM
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9. no thta movie sucked
tommy boy and black sheep were his best, with chris farley
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 10:40 PM
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59. And those movies were good in spite of Spade
They were pure Farley vehicles.

Of the Just Shoot Me regulars he was probably the weakest link.

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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:22 PM
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4. I find him annoying
and not remotely funny.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:23 PM
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5. this female also hates him
because he seems to be a smarmy little twit. he's so concerned with the Hollywood pecking order that it makes me cringe to hear him. (as in- when he had a show on comedy central.)

as far as his movies... I have no desire to see anything he's in. he's - i dunno - disco duckish.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:32 PM
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13. But I think 'smarmy little twit' is just the part he generally plays.
I suspect if he were really like that he wouldn't play the part so well.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:33 PM
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14. Well, to his credit, he did criticize Bush a while back
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:38 PM
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16. okay...
well, maybe I just don't like smarmy little twit characters. but I got the impression from his show, when he was playing "David Spade," that he was really like that.

but what I really want to say is Urethra Franklin. Urethra Franklin would never play a smarmy twit, even with roasted marshmallows between his thighs.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:44 PM
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17. He handles the papparazzi ok. Doesn't act like he's better than anyone
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QoG04fs6Vpw&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=35ay1QAaoFA&feature=related
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:21 PM
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47. The Urethra Franklin was supposed to prevent roasted marshmallows between the thighs.
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 06:01 AM
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68. Instead of smarmy little twit,
I read him as having a sort of aloofness. Maybe that's what people hate.
He really doesn't give a damn. Gotta respect that 'tude.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:24 PM
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6. Some guys just look like
they need to be punched.

It's hard to explain. It's not his smugness. Even if he weren't smug he'd still be one of those guys that looks like they need to be punched. Not an uncommon occurence.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:25 PM
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8. That's kinda what Mr. Gray feels about it.
I find myself coming to Spades defense, but I can't find any good points to score on.
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 06:07 AM
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69. Well.....
I bet David Spade never hit anyone.

This is a conundrum.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:54 PM
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51. Nah, I'd sooner punch Chris Crocker
but then it would be a hate crime. Then it would be Adam Sandler, then Tim Russert, then Chris Matthews, then Mike Savage, then Bill O'Reilly, then Dennis Miller, then David Spade.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:24 PM
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7. I didn't know we're supposed to hate him
:shrug:

Thanks for clueing me in; I hate violating man rules, even accidentally, so he's now on my punch-on-sight list. :)
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:26 PM
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10. See? You're now in a club that just got created.
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:28 PM
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11. Insh'Allah. nt
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 12:51 AM
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73. yeah, sure, that is your response for everything!
:P
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 02:17 PM
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74. Sin loi. nt
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unsavedtrash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:31 PM
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12. his nasally voice makes my sphincter pinch up
and he seems smarmy.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:38 PM
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15. He's an annoying asshole
that's why I like him. :evilgrin:
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:46 PM
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19. I don't hate him He just has no talent.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:49 PM
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20. Mr. Gray thinks "no talents" should be beaten senseless. Bwhahahahaha!
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:52 PM
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21. In Mr. Spade's case....
it looks like someone beat me to it!! LOLOLOLOLOL

:rofl:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:56 PM
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23. Because he's alive...
...and Chris Farley isn't?

:shrug:

RL
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:57 PM
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24. In so many of his roles, he's been a dawg
Guys who aren't dawgs hate guys who are because they make it harder for us. x(
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:01 PM
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26. Now this is interesting.
Can you elaborate on that? Just for my future interactions with "dawgs."
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:09 PM
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28. Well, say you're in a bar
(It always starts there, doesn't it?) and a dawg sidles over to you and starts with the "Hey, baby, as long as I got a face..." bit.

After the paramedics take him away, a Gentleman approaches you to offer support. How receptive are you gonna be to him at that moment?

More appropriately, the Gentleman assumes you'd really rather not be bothered just then by anything with a microgram of testosterone, so he does nothing, and woosh goes a chance at True Love.

All because of a dawg. x(
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:18 PM
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29. Arf, that hurts!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:01 PM
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25. I don't hate him. But I also like Gilbert Gottfried, so what do I know?
Redstone
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:19 PM
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30. Hey, I love Gilbert!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:55 PM
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52. I like Gilbert, too
Saw him in Boston once, laughed my ass off.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:03 PM
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27. he's annoying, but quite funny
he was a lot of fun in "just Shoot Me."


I like his snarky style -- I don't know what my husband thinks about him.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:20 PM
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31. He's the wise ass almost gay guy you hang out with in high school
The one who was way smarter than all the jocks and made you piss your pants laughing.
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 06:12 AM
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70. Yep.
That's my image of him too. I had a close friend like that.
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:23 PM
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32. He irritated me also! I liked him on SNL a lot, but since
he left....I can't figure it out!

Weird. Maybe his voice???
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:24 PM
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33. He's the definition of smarmy.
And painfully unfunny.
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:26 PM
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35. He's about as funny as a toothache?
I don't think I've ever seen him in anything I liked. There's just something about him that makes me cringe.
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:28 PM
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36. He isn't worthy of My Hate
Well I'm not a guy anyway.

Actually that's the cutest picture of him I've ever seen.. I still wanna hit him though
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 08:19 PM
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57. As in "I'd hit that"? n/t
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:30 PM
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37. Hasn't made a decent movie since Chris Farley died.
Spade's a sidekick, and with Farley gone, he's got nobody to sidekick with.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:32 PM
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38. He has his funny moments.
He had a decent part on "Just Shoot Me" and he was very funny during his short run on "8 Simple Rules".
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:38 PM
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39. He can be hilarious, in the right role.
I liked him in the sitcom "Just Shoot Me"
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:40 PM
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40. His persona is punch-in-the-face obnoxious, but terrific.
I said of The David Spade Show that he might not be the best at what he does, but that show is what he's best at. I really enjoyed it.
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 03:46 PM
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41. Because he's a smart-ass no-talent little turd who is predictable in his banality.
One of the last guys on Earth with whom I would want to have a beer or go to a football game. Stunningly uninteresting cheap-shot artist.

Other than that, I guess he's OK.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:01 PM
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43. Because he made fun of Larry bud Melman
When they were doing those commercials and because the son of a bitch is just annoying.
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:15 PM
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44. I saw him perform once
Most of his act was variations on 'this place sucks, the people here suck, I really don't want to be here.' The rest of his show was almost funny, but not really.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:19 PM
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45. I hope it was free.
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 08:05 PM
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55. I wish it was...
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 08:09 PM
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56. At least you learned a lesson.
:P
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:20 PM
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46. He's not as annoying as Adam Sandler, but he's close...n/t
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:56 PM
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53. Very few people in the world are that annoying.
:P
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:28 PM
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48. I think it has something to do with the responsibility we feel to protect the human genome at-large
He is just so contrary to what is human. Must be destroyed. What I don't want: a species caught up with celebrities, pre-pubescent facial hair on middle-aged men, people who laugh at their own jokes (exclusively).... and that commercial for some horrible sitcom he was in where he's doing this middle aged baby-sitter raping wiggle dance - makes me want to hit him in the face with a shovel.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:37 PM
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49. I'm a woman and I can't stand him.
He's annoying and obnoxious. Those are the only roles he plays, and I can't help but think that's what he's really like. I also don't find him funny. Though he's not so bad that I want to punch him; now Tim Russert, I want to punch. :D
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 04:49 PM
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50. He was cute in his "Tommy Boy" days
But I went to a taping of "Just Shoot Me" several years ago and he looked scary, almost diseased...
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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 05:03 PM
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54. Usually when someone has that strong a reaction
to someone they don't know (personally), it's because the person represents some aspect of themselves they don't want to acknowledge. (Thank you, Dr. Jung...)
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 10:37 PM
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58. I don't hate him but
I have strong dislike for him. He just seems like a real smart-ass who's full of himself for no good or apparent reason.
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 12:10 AM
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60. Nutshell: He thinks he's funnier than I think he is.
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LaStrega Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 12:18 AM
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61. A buddy of mine ...
Runs http://findadeath.com/ and tells me that Spade is a total prick to him.

Though I do find him to be amusing on occassion.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 04:53 AM
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62. because he's a dweeby little guy who apparently has no trouble
attracting cute women:shrug:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 04:54 AM
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63. That's offensive, call him David Shovel
:spank:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 05:17 AM
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64. OK - think of Dennis Leary ...
he's a smart mouth wise-ass, like Spade.

Now imagine them at Cronin's bar, doing their thing. Leary comes off as a tough guy, 'don't like it, then fuck you, lets take it outside.'

Spade comes off as a little snit who deserves to have the shit kicked out of him.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 05:01 PM
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71. OMG, that is sooooooo right on.
Spade would get "accosted" at Cronin's.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 05:45 AM
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65. And you are....?
;)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 05:49 AM
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66. he's smarmy
yes INDEED
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 05:57 AM
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67. Didn't know they did.
I LOVE him. Would watch him in just about anything. His talent is way flexible.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 12:43 AM
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72. He's not funny?
And thinks he is hilarious?
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 02:28 PM
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75. I think he's funny
But I laugh at a lot of people
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