Am I allowed to kill my customers??? - Democratic Underground

MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 05:08 AM
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Am I allowed to kill my customers???

:mad:

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Skittles

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Mon Jan-21-08 05:13 AM
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1. "This job would be great if it wasn't for the f***ing customers"

:rofl:

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 05:19 AM
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2. Believe me

right now I feel that way :rofl:

"I'm looking for literature about Henry Fuseli and "The Mad Kate"

I am looking for titles, not really finding anything. I call the director of the graphics department. She asked me if the lady has anything specific in mind. I ask the customer.

she: "Oh yes, I have a list here with titles"

Oh and that like 20 minutes before we close

:mad:

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Lady Freedom

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Mon Jan-21-08 05:32 AM
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3. If I can't kill Brother in laws, you can't kill Customers.

Fair is fair.:dilemma:

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 05:35 AM
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4. I didn't say you can't kill them

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ashling

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Mon Jan-21-08 06:24 AM
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5. Only in certain carefully proscribed circumstances

n/t

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 06:53 AM
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8. Any suggestions?

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ashling

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Mon Jan-21-08 06:57 AM
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11. Sure, PM me

oh, and be sure to include your credit card information.
:rofl:

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Orsino

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:20 AM
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24. Not good for business, unless you're an undertaker.

Positively bad for business if you're an underwriter.

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ashling

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:37 AM
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30. Still, sometimes harsher measures

are called for. Remember, sacrificing business in the proper context could be seen as self sacrificing, and sacrifice is a virtue. It all depends on how you look at it.
:rofl:

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Solly Mack

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Mon Jan-21-08 06:34 AM
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6. Of course. But be sure to validate parking so the family will be saved that last expense.

It's the thoughtful thing to do.

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 06:54 AM
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9. Will do so

thanks.

.... now where did I put that letter opener??

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Guava Jelly

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Mon Jan-21-08 06:37 AM
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7. As long as i am not your customer

:) :hi:
Good morning from me and my Mean ol cat

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 06:55 AM
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10. As long as you behave

I'll be nice to you :)

Good morning to you and your mean cat :hi:

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Guava Jelly

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:48 AM
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33. Shit.!..I don't know how to behave.

I'll get started on my will.. :silly:

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:51 AM
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34. You better

... I do have some heavy books here that might drop on you "accidently" .... :P

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Callalily

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:01 AM
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12. I'm afraid offing

someone is against the rules, at least that's the case where I work.

:hug: :hi: :loveya:

check >>>>>>

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:05 AM
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14. Darn ....

I was so hoping ...

Checked my pm, thanks. I will answer you in a second

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AirmensMom

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:05 AM
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15. Hey SF!

:hi: :loveya: :hug:

Good to see you! :bounce:

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Callalily

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:16 AM
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20. AirmensMom!

So glad to see you!

:hi: :loveya: :hug:

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AirmensMom

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:18 AM
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22. I was afraid

I had missed you again! Good to see you! :bounce: :hi: :loveya: :hug:

How are things with you? Staying warm?

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AirmensMom

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:04 AM
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13. I dunno ...

Do they have different rules in Germany? :shrug:

I hope they've left by now. :scared:

:hug: :loveya: :hi:

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:06 AM
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16. I guess for that

they have the same rules x(

It is about the customer I had Friday afternoon .... I still wanna kill her ....

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AirmensMom

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:09 AM
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17. You've wanted to do it

all weekend? :wow: I hope she doesn't have the bad sense to come in today.

Just start countin' ... that'll make it all better. :hug:

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:12 AM
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18. Every time I think of it

... OK, I admit I probably had worse customers before but my mood sucked Friday and her stupid behavior didn't really help. Not that she noticed anything. I didn't roll my eyes or so. I doubt she comes in today. She made some xeroxes Friday and will probably work with that.

Counting is good .... :hug:

Would you eat a chili I cook?

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AirmensMom

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:15 AM
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19. Then don't think about it.

:hug: Think happy thoughts.

YES! I LOVE chili! As a matter of fact, I just bought ingredients to make chili yesterday. :bounce:

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:17 AM
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21. Ahhh ....

but you haven't had my chili yet ... it is THE BEST EVAH!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

I will start making a list what I want to cook for you and write down everything

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AirmensMom

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:20 AM
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26. OK, FINE!

I've had lots of great chili recipes. My latest one is from billyskank, with a few touches of my own. Harleydad thinks it's good and I like it. It's not as hot as the last recipe I used to make. But I have a jar of habaneros if you need them for yours. :rofl:

Yep, and we'll make the nuts you like and salads. It's all going to be healthy, remember? Well, mostly. ;)

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:22 AM
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27. Mine won't be as hot

I won't need the habaneros. I am not a big fan of hot food. A bit spicy, yes but not if it burns away my tongue...
Mine has all kinds of spices in it and also some cocoa.

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AirmensMom

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:25 AM
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28. Somehow,

I KNEW you wouldn't want those habaneros. :rofl: **a memory stirs ... something about a green enchilada sauce ...** :rofl:

Never had chili with cocoa in it, but I've heard that a lot of people use it. Sounds pretty yummy! Maybe I can pull out some good margarita recipes to go with it. :9

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:29 AM
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29. You just know me too well

:rofl:

The cocoa gives it a special kick. It is just yummy, I tell ya.
And those margaritas sound like a great idea.
Now we only need to find a dessert :D Guess what I am thinking off ...

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AirmensMom

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:38 AM
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31. After chili?

Well ... OK. I think flan would be better. Save the key lime pie for something else. :P But since you'll be on vacation, I suppose we could break a few rules. :rofl:

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:40 AM
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32. I'm OK with a flan too

:9

but you are damn right ... I will be on vacation :rofl:

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meegbear

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:18 AM
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23. Only AFTER they purchase something ...

gotta keep the bottom line.

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:20 AM
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25. Heck no

if I lend something to them and then kill them, I will never see the book again .... Not a good idea here.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Mon Jan-21-08 10:26 AM
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35. yes (heehee)

:hug:

for you...

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 10:29 AM
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36. Thank you!!

I can feel my urge to kill getting less :D

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Mon Jan-21-08 10:37 AM
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37. good deal!

It is almost time to go home, right?

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MissHoneychurch

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Mon Jan-21-08 10:40 AM
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38. Yeah

I think I'll leave in some minutes.

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billyskank

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Mon Jan-21-08 01:49 PM
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39. Yeah, why not? But only if I can kill my users.

:hi:

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