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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:08 PM
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Please list every bad thing that Lee L. Mercer Jr. has ever done on this thread.
I have to thank DuStrange for reminding me that:

Lee Mercer, Jr, created morning breath.
Lee Mercer, Jr, giggles when he says the pledge of allegiance and also the Lord's prayer.
Lee Mercer, Jr, invented spam--both the meat and the annoying computer email shit.

It made me remember that:

Lee L. Mercer Jr. really shot JFK and was one of the Watergate burglars.
Lee L. Mercer Jr. has a Ned Beatty lovedoll bent over his desk.
Lee L. Mercer Jr. shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

But I'm still not sure if that's enough NOT to vote for him. So for full disclosure, let's have it all out here. What else has Lee L. Mercer Jr. done that is so horrible?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:09 PM
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1. Lee L. Mercer Jr. ruined my sex life.
Or was that Monica Lewinsky? I can never remember.
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:11 PM
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2. Did he kill your sex life?
Or was he all up in your sex life with disease?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:13 PM
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3. Lee L. Mercer, Jr causes bickering in GD: P.
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:14 PM
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4. how many bad things could he have done on a thread?
reply to the wrong poster? post a lounge thread in GDP?
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:17 PM
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7. I've heard rumors Lee L. Mercer Jr. started all the Reagan threads in GDP.
Especially the one about Reagan using ketchup as a dipping sauce for jelly beans.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:15 PM
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5. On the up side: There are no ex-gays (all three) involved in Lee L. Mercer Jr.'s campaign.
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:36 PM
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12. Well, when your sex life has been officially killed, that happens.
And I heard all the preachers on his campaign team have had their sex life killed as well.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:15 PM
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6. He turned me into a newt!
(I got better)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:17 PM
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8. He frayed this thread...
See? Down there?
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:43 PM
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19. Is Lee L. Mercer Jr. possessing me?
Did he enter my body through my electric snake hotwire hookup?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:22 PM
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9. I fear we would overload the DU servers if we listed EVERY bad thing that Lee Mercer, Jr, has done.
I remind everyone, however, that:

Lee Mercer, Jr, invented country/western music.
Lee Mercer, Jr, introduced John Lennon to Yoko Ono.
Lee Mercer, Jr, wants every American to be required to remove their clothing when singing the national anthem.

Would you want this man leading our country?...... NOT ME!!!
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:27 PM
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10. I dunno...I kind of like the nude national anthem.
Maybe Lee will give his inaugural address in the buff. He's already practicing in that ad I saw on the DU homepage.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:32 PM
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11. I too was tempted by the nude anthem singing idea...
until I started looking around the PTA meeting room where we meet to practice our anthem singing. I shan't fall into that trap, let me tell you. And seeing how I hardly ever get to sing the national anthem at the Playboy mansion, I shall continue to campaign against Lee Mercer, Jr.

Good catch on the ad, though. I bet he's singing the anthem in that very ad!
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:39 PM
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16. I tend to think that Lee Mercer thinks of himself as a sex object.
I think the whole "killed sex life" meme is a Warren Beatty ruse straight out of Shampoo.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:37 PM
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13. I heard his favorite
food is corn flake crusted chicken....
and he will put one in every pot...

and he plans to put an Olive Garden w/smoking
on the highways of America at 1 mile intervals.....



lost
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:38 PM
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15. He also breastfeeds suicide terrorists (all three).
Although, in fairness, that may be just a rumor.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:38 PM
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14. Mercer is worser
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:39 PM
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17. Mercer will not bring the cowbell!
Your gif is full of much wisdom GoPsUx! Continue giffing truth to power, my brother!
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 04:41 PM
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18. Someone must stop this man!!!

Walken Can!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 05:13 PM
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20. Okay, I loved the animated one, but the Walken Hard one is disturbing in its excessive nippleage.
But we shall forgive it, because our cause is just.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 05:31 PM
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21. He spoke a sentence admiring Ronald Reagan in 1983.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 05:43 PM
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22. Your Mercer hate is consuming you...all of you...
For shame... :cry:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 05:47 PM
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23. What you call hate...I call liberation!
Lee Mercer, Jr, wants to make cabbage the national roughage.
Lee Mercer, Jr, wants doctors to draw humorous mustaches on newborn children.
Lee Mercer, Jr, believes that the New Coke was better than the old Classic Coke formula.

Would you want this man leading our country?...... NOT ME!!!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 05:49 PM
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24. He also created the 3 liter bottle, and
squeezable mayonnaise and
coffee cups sleeves and
webcams

I call that man a patriot, sir. :patriot:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 05:50 PM
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25. This is the new "Brazilian Joke".
And just like the "Brazilian Joke", it was funny the first 500 times.

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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 05:52 PM
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27. Lee Mercer, Jr, first penned the "Brazilian Joke" as a Wahabi dental student.
Yet another reason not to vote for him!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 05:51 PM
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26. distracted from the actual candidates?
although that might not be a totally bad thing....
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