Hello, I'll be your dictator from now.

originalpckelly

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Mon Jan-21-08 11:44 PM
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Hello, I'll be your dictator from now.

Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 11:44 PM by originalpckelly

Seeing as how I've commandeered all the power in this fine little country, I'm the boss. What I say goes. I'm in charge here. I'm the king of the crop, I'm the tower of pizza. Speaking of pizza, I'm outlawing Dominoes and Little Caesar's as they both suck ass. Blackjack and Papa's will be able to continue, with the provision they don't start sucking like ass. Pizza Hut will be my official pizza headquarters.

Now about our essential bodily fluids, we'll outlaw those too. That way we'll beat the commies at their own games.

In other news, I've lost my mind. I've also been intoxicated since my birth.

Your loving dictator,
Queen Victoria

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theredpen

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Tue Jan-22-08 12:04 AM
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1. I, for one, welcome our new Imperial leader.

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