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Source: Reuters

MIAMI (Reuters) - Republican HypnoToad threatened to call out his nonagenarian mother on Monday to get actor CaliforniaPeggy to stop talking about him being too old to serve as president.

"I'm going to send my 95-year-old mother to just go over and wash CaliforniaPeggy's mouth out with soap," Toad quipped at a new conference.

The Arizona senator, 71, spoke when asked about a claim by Peggy, a 67-year-old Hollywood action star who is campaigning for rival KitchenWitch, that he is too old to handle the pressures of the White House.

"I didn't pick Hypno to support because I'm just afraid that the vice president would wind up taking over his job in that four-year presidency," Peggy said on Sunday at a fundraiser she hosted for KitchenWitch at her Texas ranch.

Who the HELL would stay home rather than vote for even CreekDog?
I hate his lying GUTS, but I'd still happily vote for him rather than see Walt Starr or Jesus Christ dance into the White House.
Have some of the people in the DU Lounge gotten willfully STUPID? (rhetorical question, do not answer)
Haven't we suffered ENOUGH under 7 years of -------?
I guess we haven't learned our lesson yet.
Fuck, if the Trolls win again, I'm laying the blame at the feet of every moron who didn't exercise their legal right and OBLIGATION AS AN AMERICAN to vote for CreekDog.

note: i'm playing along with the joke here. :grouphug:

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He didn't know that this resolution authorized military force against Rush...

Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Rush Resolution of 2002,

Either he is lying, or incredibly stupid. nuff said.

(Or maybe he just doesn't like Rush. But they rock, so that can't be it.)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4153902

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Sounds like a place where I'd like to live...

Moose Jaw is a city in south-central Saskatchewan, Canada on the Moose Jaw River 71 km (45 miles) west of Regina. Residents of Moose Jaw are known as Moose Javians. It is probably best known as a retirement and tourist city that serves as a hub to the hundreds of small towns and farms that make up that part of Saskatchewan. Tourist attractions include the Tunnels of Moose Jaw, the Temple Gardens Mineral Spa <1>, Casino Moose Jaw, the Murals of Moose Jaw <2>, and Hopkins Dining Parlour <3>.

There are many parks in Moose Jaw. Crescent Park is located downtown and features a creek, swans and an amphitheatre. "Wakamow Park" follows the Moose Jaw River and features both natural and maintained areas. There are many trails throughout the park for hiking and biking. There are also RV camping and canoe rentals in the park.

The Warriors are Moose Jaw's hockey team which plays in the Western Hockey League at the Moose Jaw Civic Centre/Bowling Alley.

The largest lake in southern Saskatchewan, Old Wives Lake, is located 19 miles southwest of the city.

Origins of "Moose Jaw"
The origins of the name "Moose Jaw" are vague, though it appears to be of First Nations origin. One local legend holds that the Indian word Moosoochapiskanissippi means "the river shaped like the jaw of a moose". The name of the settlement might come from the creek that flowed through the settlement.

Another legend holds that the name comes from the word Moosoochapiskun which means "the place where the white man mended the cart with the jawbone of the moose."

A third legend explains that the name came from the Cree word moosegaw which means "warm breezes". In the winter, Moose Jaw is often warmer than the surrounding communities.

Sounds lovely. Wonder if they have an orchestra...

:shrug:

http://www.moosejaw.ca

I ran under the slogan "A vote for me is a vote for Rush!" and I won the election by 2112 votes.

you are not confusing the awesome Rush


with the not awesome Rush

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One can't be too careful, y'know.

She keeps harping on accusations to keeping everyone else from getting a word in. Like the crap about ThomCat voting present when in the Ill. legislature because the Bill they were voting needed help before passing it and ThomCat was smart enough to see it was flawed.

;-)

:P

:D

Possibly tomb stoned too! :P

Is LaughingClown a regular?

the repeated 'lol' to boost post count was just a wee bit obvious

:hi:

:spray:

:rofl: :hi:

:hi:

so they say... :D

in the Florida primary-at this point it almost seems like a wasted vote-we have switched to MrCoffee-whattayathink?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4153988

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