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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:44 PM
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"There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with....."
Bill Clinton said, "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America."

What do the other candidates think? I'll start:

"There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with good quality hairspray" - Mitt Romney
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:45 PM
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1. Pizza
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:46 PM
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2. Discount Bulk Shopping
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some guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:46 PM
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3. tax cuts for corporations
- GW bush
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:47 PM
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4. civil war
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:47 PM
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5. Rubber cement
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:48 PM
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6. Cake
Especially chocolate.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:48 PM
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7. Duct tape


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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:52 PM
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8. LOL. But, why the hell is that baby
wrong for America? :shrug:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 07:55 PM
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9. Nothing wrong with the baby.
Tom Ridge is just trying to save the poor thing from terrists!

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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 08:16 PM
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10. ...the violent overthrow of capitalism, comrade.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 08:17 PM
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11. Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three)
Guess who?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 08:17 PM
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12. Bigger debt!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 08:27 PM
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13. Code Orange.
:grr:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 08:29 PM
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14. The Clenis!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 08:32 PM
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15. The funk, Bill's secret brother George Clinton
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 09:29 PM
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19. Yeah P-Funk!!
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 08:52 PM
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16. Canada.
Or cake.
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 09:01 PM
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17. "There is nothing wrong with America...
...that cannot be cured by lining all of the politicos up in chairs and popping their heads together like a bunch of coconuts until enlightenmment sets in...

I rest my case.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 09:25 PM
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18. Bacon.
Mmmmmm......bacon......
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 09:38 PM
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20. ...the Spanish Inquisition
—Dick Cheney, aka Tomás de Torquemada







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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 09:46 PM
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21. 911!
- Rudy Giuliani
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 09:46 PM
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22. A nuke attack on D. C.
That by itself would cure a SHITLOAD of ills.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 09:48 PM
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23. "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with a well planned terrorist attack."
Rudy Ghouliani
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