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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:01 AM
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God must be a man
or why else do we women have

- the period
- child birthing with horrible pain
- menopause with heat waves
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:03 AM
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1. Because we are strong.
I could'nt help but laugh if men were to experience periods, childbirth and menopause.
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:03 AM
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2. Oh my goodness
the human race would have vanished already :rofl:
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:07 AM
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3. Naw.
God is a woman, getting MEN back for persecuting them.

- The incredible shrinking or expanding prostate: either way, you can't pee.
- Heart Attacks from a lousy Cardio system: Now you see me, now you don't.
- And the TESTOSTERONE KEEPS ON COMIN': Think we LIKE being slaves to our libido?
- LOVE that lifespan! You get to stay here decades longer on the average.

Ahhh, shit. Just feeling every minute of 55 this morning. Ow.
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:14 AM
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5. You forgot
losing hair :D


.... sorry ... couldn't resist.

I am sorry you are feeling bad this morning. :hug:
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:23 AM
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7. It's FUN being the only guy in every office I work in with ALL his hair.
mostly gray, but it's still attached!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:07 AM
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4. It's a trade off for that multiple orgasm thing
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:14 AM
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6. ...
:spray:
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 08:49 AM
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12. But, OTOH,
guys almost always orgasm much more easily.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 08:58 AM
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13. Any guy who won't crack a sweat for THAT isn't worth keeping around.
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:25 AM
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8. One word...
Epididymitis

Two words...

Epididymitis

Seriously.. I have had it twice. Both times I ended up in a ball on the floor screaming. Did I mention that it was the most painful thing this healthy 30 year old male has ever experienced? My sister had twins and freaked out when she saw me. It is that bad. I have been beaten to the point of losing consciousness. That was a fucking cake-walk compared to epididymitis.
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:28 AM
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9. Ouch
I rather not imagine the pain.
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:33 AM
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10. On a scale of "one" to "please stop trying to remove my stomach via my testicles"
It gets an elven.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 07:43 AM
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11. Been there, felt that.
However, manual massage of an inflamed hypertrophy'd prostate rates a solid "9.5" on that scale. I wept like a baby.
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