Enjoy your measly tax rebate checks, losers!! I've won the Irish National Lottery!!

How do people fall for this?!!




11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland .
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
Batch: R3/A312-59

We are pleased to announce to you the draw of the IRISH LOTTERY INC.
online Program held on the 25th OF JANUARY, 2008. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 6525/06 and
draw number 56 which emerged the Irish Lotto Plus 1 winner. You have
therefore been approved to claim a total sum of €700,000.00 Euros
(Seven hundred thousand Euros) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/06 of
Irish Lottery.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from the
World Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed
online.This promotion takes place weekly.Please note that your lucky
winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in
Europe as indicated in your play coupon.In view of this, your
€700,000.00 Euro would be released to you by any of our payment offices in
Europe(U.K). To file for your claim, please fill the claims and verification
form below the required information and send to our fiduciary agent via
email:

Name: IAN HARRIS
Email: onlineclaimsconsultant@yahoo.fr
Tel: +44 701 113 8569

VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM:



1.FULL NAMES:
2.ADDRESS:
3.SEX:
4.AGE:
5.MARITAL STATUS:
6.OCCUPATION:
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:
9.DRAW NUMBER:
10.TICKET NUMBER:
11.SERIAL NUMBER:
12.AMOUNT WON:
13.STATE:
14.COUNTRY:

That way your Winnings Certificate and all other relevant
documents/paperwork can be prepared for you. Note that all prize funds must be
claimed not later than two weeks. After this date all funds will be returned
to the LOTTERY TREASURY as unclaimed. In order to avoid unnecessary
delays and complications, please endeavor to quote your Reference
Number(LSUK/2031/8161/05) and Bach Number(R3/A312-59)in every correspondence
with your agent.

Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform your
claims agent as soon as possible.For security reasons, you are advised
to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is
processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to
claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

Good luck from me and members of staff of the IRISH LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,
Victoria Murphy (Mrs)
Your Online Co-ordinator (IRISH LOTTERY)
SWEEPSTAKE PROGRAMME.

If you go to www.scamorama.com, you can find lots of different (but always similar) scams, and very witty and creative people who answer them. (They are mostly the Nigerian scams, but some of them are fake lotteries too.) Some of them have even gotten the scammers to send THEM money! Or they will get them to send along pictures of themselves doing something ridiculous or holding a sign that says something idiotic. It's very entertaining.

Should we all email Ian Harris and see what happens.

1.FULL NAMES: Stone, Blarney
2.ADDRESS: 123 Mockingbird Lane
3.SEX: Sure, when?
4.AGE: 42
5.MARITAL STATUS: She's satisfied
6.OCCUPATION: Gigolo
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS: spamistasty@homey.com
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER: (555) 555-1111
9.DRAW NUMBER: 8675309
10.TICKET NUMBER: 10294
11.SERIAL NUMBER: Q8302A
12.AMOUNT WON: $900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
13.STATE: Aroused
14.COUNTRY: I'll buy France!

It's cost me a small fortune to get my check mailed directly to me, but I've already put a down payment on some valuable income property in Sudan somewhere.

Enjoy your petty, penny-pinching lives, suckers!

It's signed Mrs. Murphy!

I mean, how much more Irish can ya get????????



And here she is, emailing YOU!