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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:12 PM
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It's confessional time again!
Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 10:27 PM by AspieGrrl
OK, I'll start off.

I have a terrible case of social paranoia.

Everytime someone on here says some anonymous negative thing about someone else on here, I worry that they're refering to me.

Even if that would make no sense.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:28 PM
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1. If the situation is to horrible for me to make a joke
I still end up thinking of one in my head usually.

With a few exceptions thankfully... so every now and then I can still feel like I have some class. :)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:30 PM
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2. This morning, I made the Lounge some coffee.
But we were out of decaffeinated, so just used regular in both pots.
Sadly, some people are going to have trouble sleeping tonight.
Not me, though.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:37 PM
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4. Good thing I went with the hot chocolate tonight then. :)
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:37 PM
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3. mea culpa, mea culpa, mea máxima culpa
Confíteor Deo omnipoténti,
beátae Maríae semper Vírgini,
beáto Michaéli Archángelo,
béato Ioánni Baptístae,
santis apóstolis Petro et Paulo,
ómnibus Santis, et vobis, fratres;
quia peccávi nimis cogitatióne, verbo et ópere;
mea culpa, mea culpa, mea máxima culpa.
Ideo precor beátam Maríam semper Vírginem,
beátum Michaélem Archángelum,
beátum Ioánnem Baptístam,
sanctos apóstolos Petrum et Paulum,
omnes Santos, et vos, fratres,
oráre pro me ad Dóminum, Deum nostrum.

Amen
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:39 PM
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5. Showoff. n/t
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:41 PM
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6. Guilty!
Now I have to confess all over again!

:rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 10:57 PM
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7. That's a pretty weak sin catalogue.
Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 11:01 PM by JVS
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 07:54 AM
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8. Quia peccávi nimis cogitatióne, verbo et ópere
That I have sinned in my thoughts, words, and actions.

That pretty much covers the gamut...
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 08:45 AM
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9. But it doesn't get all explicit like this one
Edited on Wed Jan-30-08 08:47 AM by JVS
http://www.linguistics.ruhr-uni-bochum.de/~strunk/Deutsch/lorscheb.htm

Here is just one third of it.

I confess to god the almighty father and all his saints and his blessed ones and to you, God's man (i.e Priest) all my sins that I thought and said and did, that were against god. and that were against my Christianity, and against my faith and against my holy baptism and against my confession (i.e confession of the creeds). I confess sexual slander, pride, lying, swearing, lusting, wasting time, being uppity, horniness, laziness, mocking the offices of God, wanting whores, fornication, murder and manslaughter, gluttony, and drunkeness. I confess that I haven't honored my mother and father as i should, that I haven't honored my lord (secular) as I should, and haven't loved him as I should, and haven't loved my relatives as I should, and haven't loved and taught my wife and kids as I should, and haven't taught and loved my liegemen as I should, and haven't loved and taught my brothers as I should. I confess that I have not honored holy Sunday an holy Mass as I should...

Now that's some confessing!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 08:55 AM
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11. So "sin" includes thought-crimes?
Wow.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:07 PM
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13. Thoughts especially. Don't you remember Carter?
"I've lusted in my heart for other women."

- Jimmy Carter
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 02:43 PM
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14. Nobody beats the rap with God
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 08:49 AM
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10. Let me PM you when I get back home later.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 08:58 AM
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12. I really, really dislike all of the candidates' PLATFORMS.
Edited on Wed Jan-30-08 08:59 AM by BlueIris
Doesn't mean I won't be voting Democrat for the foreseeable future, but this election cycle is a big flop in my eyes. Which hurts.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 02:49 PM
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15. I can be painfully shy at times.
Sometimes it's so bad, I just want to disappear.

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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 02:58 PM
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16. I cling to memories too often and too long
I guess I live in the past as much as the present...:(
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