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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:31 AM
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What Would Jesus Want?
not what would Jesus do

people should try to figure that out first

what would he want

(assuming of course that there is/was a Jesus, both as historical figure and spiritual figure)



i like this picture
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:40 AM
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1. Ummm, I don't know but suddenly
I want Jesus. :P
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:47 AM
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3. Mary Magdelenie reincarnated
:9

:hug:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:50 AM
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5. Now, that's just talk!
Jesus and I were merely good friends!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:51 AM
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6. yeah but he was pretty hot now
friends with benefits maybe :P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:53 AM
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8. Don't want 'em.
I only want Love with benefits. The other rapidly becomes tiresome.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:19 AM
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14. my thoughts exactly
gotta have love

FWB, well

not my bag
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:41 AM
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2. I think this Jesus would want a pocket knife
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:48 AM
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4. then get him one!!!!!!
people need to stop worrying about what he'd "do" and start saying what would he want

and getting it for him

a knife would get him out of those ropes

help Jesus

:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:53 AM
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7. I would cut him loose, only to retie him up properly
His hands are in the way...

:evilgrin:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:20 AM
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15. Jesus really loves you!!!!!!!111
:rofl:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:07 AM
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9. A cold beer.
Really.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:20 AM
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16. he does look thirsty
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:12 AM
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10. cooler shoes
:hi:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:21 AM
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17. LOL
yeah he needs 'em
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:57 AM
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22. "Loose shoes"???
Where is old Earl Butz these days?
:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:47 AM
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30. LOL
:rofl:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 02:21 AM
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11. A hummer and a margarita?
A pair of pliers and a ladder?

A morphine drip?

His own televangelist show?

A good New York pizza?

A Philly cheesesteak sub?

A Harley-Davidson?

Buffalo wings at Hooters during the Super Bowl?

A Dos Equis and a taco platter?

A ski trip to Colorado?




I bet Jesus would love flying an ultralight.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:21 AM
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18. i bet you are right
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tandem5 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 02:37 AM
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12. I talked it over with a consultant and he said we should listen to what he wants, but then...
give him what he needs. Something further to ponder.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:22 AM
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19. interesting
:shrug:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 02:44 AM
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13. Transcendence of the animal instinct.
Please see:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2789479
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:22 AM
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20. I'm familiar with that proverb
in different ways

whichever one we feed

thanks

:hug:
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:32 AM
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21. i think it was laid out pretty clearly in the book of Matthew.
not that anybody is paying any attention to what Jesus wants.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 07:13 AM
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23. How did you find this??/
better question is


why????


:)


lost
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 07:18 AM
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25. why not?
why?

god only knows
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 07:15 AM
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24. Good sex, comfortable shoes and a warm place to go to the bathroom
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 07:18 AM
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26. good!
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 07:49 AM
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27. The nails out of his goddamned wrists.
And then, of course: "GET THE FEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!"
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 08:16 AM
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28. and then help him make it thru the night
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 09:14 AM
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29. Dreadlocks, apparently.
:shrug:
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