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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:48 AM
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"Looking for NSA encounter with like-minded woman. Ethnicity,
Edited on Wed Jan-30-08 01:09 AM by crim son
body size and body shape don't matter. Please, no heavy nose hair."

:rofl:

I LOVE Craiglist. I just posted in the casual encounters that there is a difference between a "discreet" interlude, and a "discrete" one (EVERYBODY uses "discrete") and actually received a response and cock pic. Fer crying out loud! The nose hair post was not mine, just a random sampling.

On edit: just received my second response. I need never go to bed alone, apparently. :eyes:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:52 AM
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1. awesome
I've never tried it.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:58 AM
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3. Well, my post was a joke.
I'm not into casual encounters any more. I'm amazed that somebody took me seriously but hey, literacy can be a turn-on.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:29 AM
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22. Are there many people from the National Security Administration on Craiglist?
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:31 AM
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24. I imagine not, though that may be naive on my part.
Come to think of it, there is the "rants and raves" section of the site, which is full of numb political commentary punctuated by lively profanity. If the NSA was gonna hang out anywhere, they'd hang out there.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:54 AM
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2. it wasn't me
my cock pics are prolly here somewhere

:rofl:

i mean on my puter

:rofl:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:00 AM
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4. Laughing.
Being a regular craiglist peruser, I've seen more of those pics than I can count. I dunno: that part of a man's anatomy is not unattractive but unless I know the man, it really doesn't do much to inspire interest. Oh, except for yours, of course. :P :rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:03 AM
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5. of course
:D

he he

:rofl: never know it might

:rofl:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:06 AM
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6. There are many insinuations I could make here
but I will maintain my dignity, and yours. O8)
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:09 AM
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30. awww
that's best I'm sure :P
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:07 AM
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7. Told you I wasn't circumcised.
:hide:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:11 AM
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8. I don't believe it.
Please send digital confirmation.


Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! SA, men are sending me pictures of themselves! :rofl: :rofl:

I'm gonna call my mother.

Tap, tap, tap. Where's that pic? :P
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:13 AM
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9. You have to see it in person.
:evilgrin:

And sadly, I have to go to sleep now. x(

Good night! :hi:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:14 AM
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10. Goodnight, SA.
Anyway, I'd prefer to see your face. The rest... maybe later. :loveya: Sleep well. :hi:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:16 AM
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11. I bet *he's* got nose hair down to his knees.
:patriot:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:18 AM
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13. Oh, needless to say.
He's probably afraid of some sort of nasal entanglement, and the wife walking in during the attempt to disengage. :eyes: :7
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:26 AM
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20. For a second there, I have to admit...
I thought NSA stood for Nasal Sex Act. :wtf:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:29 AM
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23. A common mistake, I'm sure.
:eyes:


ROTFLMAO!
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:17 AM
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12. And to think, some of use only use it to sell stuff (other than appendages) - I can tell I've
spent too much time on DU when I start seeing National Security Agency in Craigslist personal ads though.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:19 AM
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15. I am strictly freelance, qnr.
:rofl: Good to see you, my friend!
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:21 AM
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17. And good to see you too :) n/t
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:19 AM
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14. i've had to show two of my bosses the casual encounters section
they didn't know but wanted to

i am stilled scarred and fear i will forever be so :cry:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:21 AM
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16. I have become inured although the post entitled
"It's little and I'm fat," has been very hard to erase from my mind. Ugh.

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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:24 AM
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18. blech
that can be one damn traumatizing place
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:33 AM
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25. Why would you have shown your bosses
anything like the casual encounters site?
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:38 AM
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26. there was a story in the paper about how an internet predator was caugh
when the cops were able to match a cock shot he'd sent a 14-year-old girl with one he'd posted on craiglist (i don't really want to know why they were looking there) and my bosses didn't believe there were such things on craigslist.

i assured them there were....they didn't believe me :cry:

i made sure i did it on their computer, not mine...i didn't want IT checking out my shit
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:46 AM
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27. Bwahahahahahah!
Craiglist is a phenomenon indeed, and I wouldn't have believed it myself had I not been told.

I'm off to bed now, kagehime. Have a fine evening and give Fizzgig a hug for me. :hi: :loveya:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:49 AM
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28. sleep well
:loveya:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:52 AM
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29. I shall, having just deleted the craiglist post.
You too!
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:24 AM
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19. You know what's wierd? Years ago, when you could have really long "nicks" on places like GEnie and
CompuServe, I used to play around with the nick of:
qnr <old,fat,ugly,bald,boring&poor>
It's amazing how many times I got hit up
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:28 AM
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21. I believe that.
In the midst of my despair last year, I posted something to the effect that I was middle-aged, a dyed blonde, had three kids all of whom were smarter than the craiglist reader, was unemployed and not thinking about working & furthermore, had a masculine build and no breasts to speak of, and the response was Tremendous! It was scary and I deleted the ad. :rofl:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 08:31 AM
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31. 'NSA'?
??
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