I have jury duty tomorrow - Democratic Underground

soleft

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Wed Jan-30-08 10:07 PM
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I have jury duty tomorrow

I just called the # on my summons and the recording says the waiting room has wifi. Yay, I won't miss a thing!

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martymar64

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Wed Jan-30-08 10:57 PM
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1. Tell them you're an atheist, that'll get you released.

It works in Texas, they hate atheists down here and won't let an atheist serve on a jury.

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BrotherBuzz

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Wed Jan-30-08 11:06 PM
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2. A pocket full of mothballs will assure you they will cut you loose by noon.

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