Time for another joke thread- I will go first

commander bunnypants

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Wed Aug-06-03 03:20 PM
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Time for another joke thread- I will go first

What does the never elected Prez and a monkey have in common?

Nothing a chimp and a monkey are not related.

Bawhahahahah

DEMMAN

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masmdu

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Wed Aug-06-03 03:28 PM
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1. A guy walks into a bar...

and it gave him a bloody nose.

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commander bunnypants

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Wed Aug-06-03 03:29 PM
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2. Short and to the point

I like it

DEMMAN

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larryepke

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Wed Aug-06-03 03:31 PM
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3. My turn!

Q: What do Iraq's weapons of mass distruction and intelligent Republicans have in common?

A: They're both only rumored to exist!

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commander bunnypants

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Wed Aug-06-03 03:32 PM
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4. BAWHAHAHAH

Sheesh an intellegent republican. Yea right

DEMMAN

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BlueJazz

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Wed Aug-06-03 03:35 PM
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5. A foreman and his 3 blond women workers....

...went to a house to lay sod in the front yard.
As the workers were getting ready to put the sod down the foreman said he had to go across the street to see about another job.
After introducing himself to the owner and entering the house across the street the foreman kept walking over to the window and looking at the workers across the street.
He continue to do this several times until the owner said;
"Why do you keep looking across the street?"
The foreman started to answer the owner when he made a face and ran to the front door.
He hollared "No Girls!...Grass side up!"

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Robroy

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Wed Aug-06-03 03:51 PM
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6. Another dumb blonde joke...

A guy and his blonde date are parked at the lake one night sitting in the front seat 'a huggin' and 'a kissin' and so forth. He is really getting excited and asks her if she would like to get in the back seat. "Why heck no", she says, "I want to stay up here with you."

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Peace_2_Everyone

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Wed Aug-06-03 04:31 PM
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7. Bush's Brain Scan

maybe someone hasnt heard this one

George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."

Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"

The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."

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