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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 03:50 PM
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CAPTION W sizing up his next meal's ripeness and freshness
Edited on Wed Aug-06-03 03:51 PM by underpants


What is that like three bald heads in the last week?

ON EDIT- I forgot the damned '
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 03:52 PM
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1. "Dumbya,
if you rub the crystal ball three times, it will tell you where the weapons of mass destruction are."
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CarlBallard Donating Member (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 03:54 PM
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2. I'm more concerned
with his other hand.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 03:55 PM
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3. HAHAHA!
:D :thumbsup:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 03:56 PM
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4. Bwahahahahahaha!
Good one.

U R 2 fun E!

:evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 03:56 PM
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5. Ooooooooooooooooooooh
Very funny.

Welcome to DU :hi: if'n I haven't before.
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 04:29 PM
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6. Caption:
"You're right! It *does* feel just like Laura's bottom!"



* Old, stolen joke.
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 04:57 PM
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7. This is getting disturbingly Freudian
He should stop obssessively rubbing bald heads and starting wars and get himself some Playboy and Hustler magazines and do what he really wants to do, but is obviously too repressed to do!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 04:59 PM
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8. Pretty hilarious, Jane!
:D :thumbsup:
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 05:07 PM
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9. Ah really like
giving head...
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 05:07 PM
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10. W is showing a close affinity for Curly of the Stooges…
In both the physical and mental aspects.


OK...I liked Curly too :silly:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 05:32 PM
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11. New line to describe frustration
(Lab Assistant) Igor at a Freeper convention.

(Think "need brain")
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 05:49 PM
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12. God, I hope I never get to meet Bush.
I'll have to scrape the skin off my head.
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thermodynamic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 05:51 PM
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13. Scalp envy?
Does he* hate his hair?

Whazzup?!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 09:13 PM
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14. George's first day at beauty school wasn't going too well
- he flunked Haircutting 101.

It's a good time for him to get some alternate career paths going......
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 09:21 PM
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15. Feels just like a big dick in my right hand.....and a tiny one in my left.
:evilgrin:

P.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 09:29 PM
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16. W is checking for a true SS type skull like herr Doktor Mengela..
did in the 40s! Can't have a substandard bloodline sneaking into the new Waco Division of the '4th Reich Republican Guards!' Wouldn't be Prudent!
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