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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 11:47 AM
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The Drunken Bishop of all CAPTIONS!!! (Warning: no one under 18 allowed.)
Edited on Thu Aug-07-03 11:59 AM by skip fox


"People just don't get me, Colin. I never wanted to do any of that stuff. Governor and
everything. I got enough to do right around here. There's lots to think about, like the
septic tank and the well, and whether I got the chimneys checked for winter. Then there's
the vehicles. Like are their inspections up? What about registrations and my own licence, for
goodness sake! And when you live in the country, you're always waiting for service people,
and they never show up when they say they're gonna. I mean, that's alot without having
to think about the world and stuff. And al-Qaeda. And the economy. And . . . aw, geez . . . ."
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:03 PM
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1. you wouldn't belive
The great deals on Khaki pants Target has right now!
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:03 PM
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2. "And you will be staying over here in the..
slav- I mean special guest quarters, with Condi."
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stoystown Donating Member (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:08 PM
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3. Caption:
"Colin Powell gets a good view of Squinty McChickenhawk's ranch by peering through his empty head."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:15 PM
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4. Well......there aren't any WMD in Crawford either
I guess that intelligence was faulty......someone get Tenet on the phone.........
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:19 PM
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5. And Colin,
After you trim the hedges and edge the walkway, I want you to plant a row of tomatos over here.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:22 PM
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6. It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:30 PM
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7. "Ol' Man River, just keeps roolin' along". There Colin, like that.
You know it's embarassin' when I gotta show you this stuff.
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wyldwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:32 PM
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8. Bush: " After buyin' them pills from my e-mail spam...
... my twig is now this big!"

Powell: "You're one lying white boy!"
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:32 PM
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9. what's up with all the khaki colored pants?
is that the right wing uniform?
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zizzer Donating Member (575 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 12:34 PM
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10. Would you believe...
my left testicle swelled up about THIS big! Do you wanna try?

Zizzer
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 02:43 PM
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11. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,
turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 11:11 AM
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12. W: now, ya'll can stop complaining about not being invited
to Crawford ... how was Motel 6? Did they leave a light on for ya'll?

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