((BREAKING)) trof to run for CA governor

trof

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Thu Aug-07-03 12:06 PM
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((BREAKING)) trof to run for CA governor

I figure if you can vote absentee, why can't you run absentee?
I'm throwin' my hat into the ring.

My platform:
1. Tofu in every pot.
2. A BMW convertible in every garage.
3. Government paid alimony
(Hollywood residents only).
4. Free surfboard wax.
5. Deduct utility bills from local, state, and federal income tax.

Remember "A vote for trof is a vote for trof!".
Who's with me?

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf

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Thu Aug-07-03 12:09 PM
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1. The issue that concerns me is...

Will you, as a duty of the office of governor, endeavor to shove a carrot in the butt of a topless dancer, every day or at least once a week?

Proprieties MUST be addressed! ;-)

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trof

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Thu Aug-07-03 12:11 PM
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2. This is indeed a challenge.

And one that I will not shirk.
Although it would be much less difficult with a BOTTOMLESS dancer, I can only promise that I will do my best.

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RobertSeattle

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Thu Aug-07-03 12:13 PM
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3. Thanks for the wonderful humor.

BTW - were these baby carrots or those huge ones you sometimes see at the Grocery store?

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trof

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Thu Aug-07-03 12:18 PM
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5. I was thinking Gerbers.

And a spatula.

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-07-03 12:15 PM
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4. Get in line....

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