61 years without thinking-NEW World Record

and still going strong!


:applause: :applause:

:patriot: :thumbsup:

HowdafuckdidhebecomeacandidatemuchlessselectedforPOTUS?

"Look, honey! He's just as dumb as me!"

:rofl:

I think being the decider is hard on the brain cells....Too busy decidin' to have time for that pesky thinkin' thing...

Foolificate me once, the shamify me, but try it twice, then the third time's like throwifyin' stones at a bird in the bush in a poke. I like clearificating brush, with muh dogs and stuff like that. They barkify and fetchificate a lot and makes me laughicate and sometimes milks comes out my nose and then I yellify at Laura, "Laura!" I yellifies, "LAura! I gots me another milkified shirt for ya to clean!" Hee haw!! Cuz I'm, you know, cuz I'm the decidifier. And that's a lot of work! This ain't like workin' for dad's business partners with the drinkin' and cokin' and stuff while they paid muh way for bidness contracts. This requires me to really workificate and stuff.

he said inappropriately

or Pooty-put, you know, in the room and stuff when we, snort chortle, you know, do it and stuff. Huh huh, I said 'do it'.

he likes it when they all bleedin. We do that, oh 15, 16 times a year.

I'm pretty sure his heart doesn't beat as well.


Being that he's a robot.