Happy May Day Komrade!

workers of the world UNITE!

Outdoor fucking begins today.

Old ditty I heard a LONG time ago.

:party::woohoo::party:

thank a union member.

If you wrap something around a "pole" as it were, thank a pagan.

:)

Other ideas: send a copy of the Bill of Rights to Congress to celebrate National Day of Prayer.

The contestant is Karl Marx and the prize this week is a beautiful lounge suite! Now, Karl has elected to answer questions on the workers' control of factories, so here we go with question number one. Are you nervous? The development of the industrial proletariat is conditioned by what other development?

The development of the industrial bourgeoisie.

Yes, yes, it is indeed! You're on your way to the lounge suite, Karl. Question number two: The struggle of class against class is a what struggle? A what struggle?

A political struggle.

Yes, yes! One final question, Karl, and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours. Are you going to have a go? You're a brave man. Karl Marx, your final question: Who won the Cup Final in 1949?

The workers' control of the means of production? The struggle of the urban proletariat?

No, it was in fact Wolverhampton Wanderers, who beat Leicester 3-1.

Oh, shit!







In "World Forum" today: Karl Marx, Che Guevara, Lenin and Mao Tse-Tung.
Next week, four leading heads of state of the Afro-Asian nations against
Bristol Rovers at Molineux.

if he hadn't died and they hadn't divorced

Someday maybe...