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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 03:21 PM Original message |
In honor of May Day, post your favorite "in Soviet Russia..." joke. |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. I don't really have any... |
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nomorenomore08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
2. "In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks YOU!" |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
3. In Soviet Russia.... |
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The Magistrate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
4. If You Permit An Expansion To East Bloc Jokes In General, Ma'am |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 06:29 PM Response to Reply #4 |
13. I know two like that |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 07:41 AM Response to Reply #4 |
25. From Vaugn Meader's hilarious First Family album. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
5. In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff would still be a pathetic,unfunny hack |
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nomorenomore08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:45 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Yeah, his "so-pathetic-he's-funny foreigner" persona no doubt inspired the creation of Borat. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 07:04 AM Response to Reply #6 |
24. I dunno...I think Smirnoff was a lot closer to Jose Jiminez than Borat |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 10:25 PM Response to Reply #5 |
19. He did have some one-liners I liked. |
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cemaphonic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 12:31 AM Response to Reply #5 |
21. Which brings us to the only one of these jokes I like... |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
7. In Soviet Russia, they have two TV channels. |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 05:53 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Well, in the United States we have 500 channels of propaganda. |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
8. How do you play Russian roulette? |
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TheCentepedeShoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
10. Only one I know |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
11. In Soviet Russia, lame joke thread starts YOU. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
12. In Soviet Union, baby's diaper changes YOU! |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 08:06 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. My fave... |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
15. When Viktor Belenko, a MIG 25 pilot who defected in |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
16. This is one I heard from a friend who studied in the USSR during the Brezhnev era |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
17. In George Bush Amerika, gas station robs YOU! nm |
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nomorenomore08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 09:44 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. HA! |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 07:51 AM Response to Reply #17 |
27. :D |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
20. Here's a Soviet joke, directly from Russia |
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bumblebee1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
22. I have two Russian jokes on another thread. n/t |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 12:52 AM Response to Original message |
23. How 'bout some East German jokes? |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 07:45 AM Response to Original message |
26. "Watches made in the Soviet Union are... |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 08:33 AM Response to Original message |
28. From Family Guy: "In Soviet Russia, road forks you!" |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
29. in soviet russia, unions thank you for 8 hour work day! |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
30. The daily newspaper in Russia is the Pravda |
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