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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 05:42 PM
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You fucking village idiots need to get over seeing the Brazilian joke thingie
SERIESLY.




















Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 05:45 PM
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1. Are you gonna force me to put my Dallas Cowgirl twist on
your brazillion joke again?

Some people never learn. :P
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 05:46 PM
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2. Charles Barkley was giving Dr. J his daily briefing....
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:55 PM
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15. Speaking of Sir Charles.....
would you believe that dude asked me on a date once?

The year was 1987....he was a rookie for the Sixers. My boyfriend was going to St. Joseph's University - where the Sixers practice. Being the basketball fan that I am, I asked boyfriend to take me to the gym so I could watch them practice.

Boyfriend left me on the sideline while he ran to the bookstore. Sixers ended their practice - and the Chuckster walked right up to me and asked me if I would like to have a drink with him after he got showered. Yikes!

Anyway.....Charles Barkley and Dr. J? Sooooooooooo old news, babe. :P
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:58 PM
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16. Pffth!!! From what I understand though,
Charles Barkley is now giving Dwayne Wade his daily briefing....

:hi:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 07:33 PM
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17. Right back atcha....
:hi:

So when are you gonna bite the bullet and pay the damned tolls so you can be at LynneSins? I'm willing to take one for the team and pay the $3 they're robbing me of, to cross the DMB. You gonna match me?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 07:35 PM
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18. She said something about early June
Maybe my wife and I will make the trek up through all of the toll booths to join ya'all!!

:hi:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 05:47 PM
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3. .
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:04 PM
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4. I put Brazillian joke images into google and this is what I get






:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:


am I missing something????



lost
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:08 PM
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5. Holy SHIT!!1!!
Bookmarked and recommended!!1!!

:wow:

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:15 PM
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6. Only if they're implants.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:18 PM
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7. Are you sure you didn't do that image search for "Brazillian poke"?
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:20 PM
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8. NOPE its Giselle
what can I say



lost



:)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:22 PM
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9. Thanks Lost! temeah will appreciate that pic!!11!!
:wow:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:24 PM
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10. Time for my daily debriefing...
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:26 PM
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11. Here ya go..
Gisele is giving temeah his daily briefing and says "Three Brazilian actresses are topless next door and I am going to join them"

temeah passes out.

End of story.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:28 PM
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12. OMG
YES!!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:28 PM
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13. He died with a smile on his face!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:29 PM
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14. BWAAAAAAAH! ELEVENS!
:rofl: :spray: :applause: :yourock: :thumbsup:
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