Finally! The temeah appreciation thread...

madinmaryland

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Thu May-01-08 07:01 PM
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Finally! The temeah appreciation thread...

Gisele is giving temeah his daily briefing and says "Three Brazilian actresses are topless next door and I am going to join them"

temeah passes out.

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Parche

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Thu May-01-08 07:02 PM
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1. This Thread Is NOT Going To Float

Its gonna sink like a rock............:woohoo:

:hi:

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Thu May-01-08 07:03 PM
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2. Hehehehe.

This is DEFINITELY one of your better works....:evilgrin:

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madinmaryland

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Thu May-01-08 07:05 PM
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4. The only problem is,

i can't stop reviewing my post.

D'oh!

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Thu May-01-08 07:07 PM
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5. Hmm.

Methinks temeah has a new and talented apprentice...:D

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 07:04 PM
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3. I think Giselle actually *debriefed* me

:hide: :evilgrin:

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madinmaryland

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Thu May-01-08 07:08 PM
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8. Kind of like this...

:hide:

:evilgrin:

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 07:14 PM
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12. The eyes and tongue are about right

:rofl:

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Thu May-01-08 07:20 PM
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15. Hey temeah..you have now reached your goal...

Edited on Thu May-01-08 07:20 PM by turtlensue

Your name is now becoming interchangable with boobs....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7700038#7700257
:rofl:

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 07:29 PM
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17. Oh my!

I think I'm getting verklempt! Quick, somebody give me a topic! :P

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madinmaryland

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Thu May-01-08 07:32 PM
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19. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!1

"he has a problem with the yoke, claims my 'temeahs' look like they're around my waist"

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Dr. Strange

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Thu May-01-08 08:46 PM
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34. Someone should get this to the Oxford dictionary!

Dictionary: breast (brĕst) pronunciation n.

1. Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
2. A corresponding organ in other mammals.
3. A corresponding rudimentary gland in the male.

See also: tatas, boobs, temeahs.

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 09:18 PM
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41. I've been called a boob before, but this is redickalus!

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Thu May-01-08 07:10 PM
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9. subtitle for this thread:

Miracle whip appreciation thread....:evilgrin:

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madinmaryland

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Thu May-01-08 07:11 PM
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10. ....

Ahhhhhh!

:rofl:

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Thu May-01-08 07:08 PM
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6. Half-nekkid ta-ta's aside, I appreciate the hawt tamale.....

and believe it or not, I actually say that with utmost affection.

Here you go, tamale..... :hug: xoxo

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 07:16 PM
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13. I will patronize your establishment any time, JGD! (kewl, that sounds naughty!)

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Dr. Strange

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Thu May-01-08 07:16 PM
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14. Half-nekkid ta-ta's aside?

That sounds like a Spinal Cap song!

Orange you glad to have a friend like temeah?

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Thu May-01-08 07:22 PM
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16. You know DuStrange

You are probably the only person I know that can take a childish joke (orange you glad) and turn it into something naughty...:D

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Dr. Strange

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Thu May-01-08 08:49 PM
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36. I am unique.

Shucks

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 07:32 PM
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18. Sublime! I wonder who got to squeeze those!

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Dr. Strange

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Thu May-01-08 08:48 PM
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35. Fresh from John Cougar's Melon Camp!

Full of vitamin see!

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 09:16 PM
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39. Our wedding would be hugh because I cantelope!

I hope they have plenty of nia-sin and thigh-a-man!

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Dr. Strange

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Thu May-01-08 07:08 PM
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7. temeah is at the library studying

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 07:38 PM
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25. That's the breast library on campus!

Halter I'll shoot.

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu May-01-08 07:13 PM
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11. IBTL...

and now, I am leaving before I get caught staring at Giselle...

:P

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 07:35 PM
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20. You'd better go debrief your fiance now!

:evilgrin: :hi:

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu May-01-08 07:37 PM
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21. we have done plenty of debriefing...

we are taking a break.

We will begin the debriefing again in a little bit...

:evilgrin:

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madinmaryland

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Thu May-01-08 07:38 PM
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24. jasonc was giving his fiance her nightly briefing, and

was caught staring at Gisele.

His fiance stood there looking at him and said..

"What the fuck!! She has some nice temeahs!!11!!"

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Thu May-01-08 07:41 PM
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27. BWAH!

You are on a roll tonight!:rofl:

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu May-01-08 07:53 PM
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32. and then Jason said...

But yours are much better babe!

:P

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NMDemDist2

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Thu May-01-08 07:37 PM
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22. I just took his name in vain, does that count??

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7700038&mesg_id=7700257

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Thu May-01-08 07:38 PM
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23. Yeah I already caught that...

Pretty funny...:patriot:

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madinmaryland

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Thu May-01-08 07:40 PM
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26. See post #24

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 07:42 PM
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28. "in vain?" I was so honored, I got all verklempt. I gave myself a topic:

If there is no God, how does one explain the existence of miniskirts...

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Thu May-01-08 07:44 PM
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29. ...

You crack me up, mr. incorrigible....

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madinmaryland

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Thu May-01-08 07:44 PM
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30. Nice...

Cheeks!!1!!

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NMDemDist2

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Thu May-01-08 07:45 PM
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31. Mr Wind is your friend

you pev

:rofl:

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 07:56 PM
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33. Break Like the Wind!

:rofl:

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Dr. Strange

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Thu May-01-08 08:56 PM
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37. My favorite verse:

We are a skirt that is barely there
We are the bounce of a happy pair
We peek down blouses that pass by
Drooling like puppies...
And will temeahs be seen
Or will they Break Like The Wind

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 09:11 PM
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38. Mine:

We are the Capricorns who grew too fast
We are the dust range standing at half mast
We raise our poles in the night
Posting to DU
And our albums will be heard
Or will they Break Like The Wind

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Dr. Strange

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Thu May-01-08 09:17 PM
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40. Half mast?

I think I've been half insulted.

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 09:18 PM
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42. It's a loooooong pole, though

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Dr. Strange

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Thu May-01-08 09:24 PM
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43. temeah keeps his beer on the bottom shelf:

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quip

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Thu May-01-08 09:29 PM
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44. And Reddi-Whip at the ready!

:rofl:

I like the way she tip-toes in order to bend over. That is so... RIGHT! :thumbsup: :P

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RainDog

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Thu May-01-08 10:39 PM
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45. pssst

today's secret word is temeah

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Dr. Strange

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Thu May-01-08 11:48 PM
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46. It's the temeah show!

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