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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:23 PM
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Keyboards have 5 X more dangerous germs than toilet seat.
According to our local WOMFG!!! TV news.
:-)
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:27 PM
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1. Who's been shitting on my keyboard?
:grr:
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Mezzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:27 PM
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2. Reaching for the lysol. nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:30 PM
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3. Okay, so I'll stop licking my keyboard and start licking my toilet.
:shrug:
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:44 PM
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8. brilliant!!
What could go wrong?!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:34 PM
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4. I will have to start posting on DU using my toilet.
Actually, for GD-P that's probably the only way to do it.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:34 PM
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5. Five times as many dangerous germs, or germs five times more dangerous?
Enquiring minds and all that...
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 07:57 PM
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11. That's an important distinction!
Are we talking 20 germs with switchblades? Or 100 germs with rocks and sticks and looking very angry?
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:35 PM
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6. You have toilets ?
rich latte drinking Elitists!
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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 09:16 PM
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12. You made me laugh out loud!
:)
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:36 PM
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7. Hey, we have that channel here too!

:rofl:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 07:32 PM
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9. doesn't surprise me
since when have you ever seen a keyboardist use a toilet? :hide:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 07:51 PM
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10. What they didn't tell you is that all the germs are on the W key.
Now you know why the Clinton White House staffers pulled all the W's off. :P
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 09:18 PM
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13. Not my keyboard; I use toilet paper when I go. nt
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 01:28 AM
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14. I guess they took their samples from the GD/P crowd?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 01:53 AM
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15. yeah, they showed that here
makes sense though. Office toilets are cleaned and disinfected nightly. They're probably pretty clean in general. Keyboards? Not so much.
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