Ah'm afeared my lovemakin' wuz not up to par last night...
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Sat May-03-08 09:18 AM
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Ah'm afeared my lovemakin' wuz not up to par last night...
Ah'm shamed of myself. Mah lovemakin' skils have Dee teeriorated. Am'md shamed.
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Sat May-03-08 09:30 AM
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sodium pentathol or just drunk when you posted this?
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Sat May-03-08 10:45 AM
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Watching my blood pressure....
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Sat May-03-08 10:32 AM
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2. Thanks for the update. I'll pass this along to Reuters.
I'm sure they'll want to lead with it on front pages internationally.
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Sat May-03-08 10:38 AM
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I'm trying to keep it a secret.
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Sat May-03-08 10:51 AM
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Weeellll, you're off to a bad start if you're posting it on the internet.
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Sat May-03-08 11:00 AM
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I thought I was sitting here talking to you people. I shy away from the internet.
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Sat May-03-08 10:53 AM
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6. Jeez, I get about 31 e-mails a day offering to fix that problem
Want me to pass them on to you?
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Sat May-03-08 11:05 AM
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I get hundreds of penis enlargement ones. They don't work on me thought because at 2.5 inches, I'm much larger than the average internet male.
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Sat May-03-08 10:57 AM
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7. Did your hand not want to cuddle afterwards or something?
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Sat May-03-08 11:02 AM
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9. No, it just smoked a cigarette, ate a sandwich, and then....
rolled over and fell asleep. It didn't even wave goodnight to me.
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Sat May-03-08 03:39 PM
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13. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I think that may be the funniest thing I've ever read on DU.
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Sat May-03-08 03:45 PM
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14. It's not funny when your own hand uses you then dumps you. n/t
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Sat May-03-08 11:04 AM
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haven't you heard? No S.E.X. threads. It offends people who don't get to have any
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Sat May-03-08 11:08 AM
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This is not a sex thread. It is a "lovemaking" thread. The mods told me that lovemaking threads are ok.
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