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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 05:49 PM
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Door to door Atheist missionaries by John Safran
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 05:56 PM
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1. BwaaaHaaaa!
That was awesome! :rofl:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 06:16 PM
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2. OMFG!!!!!!
I LOVE that man! :rofl:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 06:23 PM
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3. Awesome
that was funny


:hi:



lost
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 06:24 PM
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4. Guts.
gahdahmighty
balls of pure brass
These guys know no fear.
:thumbsup:
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 06:34 PM
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5. If I could do it and support myself...
I'd so be an atheist missionary and spread the truth. Alas.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 06:38 PM
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6. i'm a christian
but john safran kicks ass... he's one hell of a funny guy.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 06:48 PM
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7. I didn't know he was raised as an Ultra-Orthodox Jew though
:wow:
Quite a shock considering where he's at now in life.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 06:49 PM
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8. yup.. have you seen his episode about the KKK?
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-03-08 06:57 PM
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9. I saw the one ehere he tried to join the Klan
:rofl:
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 07:56 PM
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19. isn't father bob the coolest?
:hi:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 02:36 PM
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10. Kick
:kick:
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 02:41 PM
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11. Will watch this later, at home...
:)
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 02:57 PM
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12. Funny, but the Mormon missionaries are nicer. The Baptist missionaries however....
They just won't take no for an answer.
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 03:15 PM
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13. You must not have Jehovah's Witnesses in your area.
Around here they walk into your house without even knocking.

They only tried that once here, got met at the door by 100 lbs of shaggy black hair and long white teeth. Now they have us on a DNC list but they still pull it on others in the neighborhood.

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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 03:25 PM
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16. I only ever get the Mormons, Baptists and those damned yoga studio people.
Freaking yoga people.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:07 PM
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21. We have yoga studios here?
:shrug:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 07:13 AM
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24. At least 10 where I live.
Too many!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 11:20 PM
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22. they would never do that in Texas
no INDEED
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 03:18 PM
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15. They can't. Your immortal soul is in danger.
If that is true, then anything at all is justified to save it. Frankly, I think the Mormons just have more sophisticated and uniform recruiting training than other groups.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 03:16 PM
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14. marking for future reference
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 06:19 PM
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17. Watch out for the Unitarian Universalist missionaries
if you're mean to them, they might burn a question mark on your lawn! :P
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 11:45 PM
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23. But they'll make coffee over the flame and ask if you'd like a cup.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 06:26 PM
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18. That was fuckin' hilarious!
:rofl:

Thanks for the laugh!
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 07:58 PM
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20. This was a big hit at work today
As long as you know who NOT to send it to. I happen to be around a lot of atheists and agnostics. Science seems to attract us.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 08:33 PM
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25. Some of them were listening.
I liked the woman with the baby listening to him recite that XTC song.
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