Craigslist post: Philly man wants to share his imitation crabmeat, smash model trains, and touch you

Amerigo Vespucci

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Fri May-09-08 11:12 AM
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Craigslist post: Philly man wants to share his imitation crabmeat, smash model trains, and touch you

Stomp my scale model trains and share in my imitation crab meat

In this screenshot from Philly Craigslist, an older gentleman is looking for another gentleman to come over for some (non-gay) sensual touching, some sexy model train smashing and oh, he has imitation crab meat he wants you to take home once the whole thing is over. As in �I got molested by an old man while crushing his trains underfoot and all I got was this lousy imitation crab meat.�

http://www.iheartchaos.com/2008/05/09/stomp-my-scale-model-trains-and-share-in-my-imitation-crab-meat-pic/

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arcadian

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Fri May-09-08 11:13 AM
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1. Godzilla & shushi

Sounds like a fun evening

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Chan790

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Fri May-09-08 11:20 AM
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2. Got to be from NE Philly.

There is no other explanation, unless he's from Fishtown or Roxborough...but not Manayunk.

That's performance artsy enough and yet not hip enough for Manayunk. Now if it involved Godzilla and Ultraman costumes, PBR and a smoke machine...that'd be Manayunk.

(Former N. Philly resident)

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LynneSin

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Fri May-09-08 12:10 PM
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5. I'm guessing he's from the suburbs

I sometimes use Philly area when I want to get someone within the metro region. I'd say Mainline but I think Imitation Crabmeat is banned over there so my next guess would be Levittown

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Orsino

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Fri May-09-08 11:57 AM
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3. It's like we're soul mates.

:rofl:

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graywarrior

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Fri May-09-08 12:03 PM
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4. Larry Craig is not gay either.

Maybe they should meet and pull a train on one another.

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Initech

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Fri May-09-08 12:51 PM
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6. Why do I get the feeling that "imitation crab meat" is slang for male genitalia?

:rofl:

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