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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:36 PM
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I have cookie crumbs in my bosom.
I'm gnawing on a somewhat stale piece of cookie cake that I received for Mother's Day. Crumbs and little blobs of icing are falling into my cleavage, and you know what? I do not care! :crazy:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:37 PM
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1. If you wait long enough and sweat, you will have cake.
:P
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:37 PM
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2. Inevitable joke incoming...
That mean you have crumby tits? :rofl:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:27 PM
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30. Yes, they're crumby! And icing-y!
;)
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:38 PM
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3. Funny you should mention that
I just stuck my cell phone in my cleavage as I was carrying a heavy-ass printer inside and couldn't get to my pocket.

:D

Boobs...is there anything they can't do? :patriot:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:39 PM
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4. If I stuck my cell phone between my boobs,
I would have to buy a new cell phone. Or it would fall into my underwear. Or something.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:47 PM
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8. May I just say that I think this is the greatest boob-related thread ever
Edited on Tue May-13-08 04:48 PM by Richardo
:rofl: @ Bunny
:rofl: @ LaraMN
:rofl: @ dolo amber
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:13 PM
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17. Two words:
Duct Tape.

:rofl:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:15 PM
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18. They're marvelous appendages, aren't they? I salute the old gals every day!
:patriot: Saaaaa-luuuuute!
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keroro gunsou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 08:47 PM
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37. breasts...
the only thing that can make a 6 month old and a 65 year old man act the exact same way.

- bill engvall
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 12:39 AM
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40. ok sexist joke, but I can't resist...
your boobs can't cook, but that's why you have hands. :yoiks: teehee
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:42 PM
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5. Olives are more enticing
hehe

WARNING: Food Porn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIbB8f6CIBs

at about 2 minutes in.

:hi:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:20 PM
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23. Bacon and eggs?
That olive trick was pretty funny! :)
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:46 PM
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6. Do you want any volunteers to help get them out of your bosom?
:yoiks:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:25 PM
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26. Sure! Don't forget this:
http://www.halloweenscene.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/Miner%20Hat%20+%20light%20th%2017397.jpg
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:32 PM
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32. I'm on it, I'll find every last crumb...
as long as you don't mind me taking my time. :evilgrin:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:46 PM
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7. ...
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:25 PM
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27. .
:*

Hey baby! :hi:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 08:41 PM
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36. .
Edited on Tue May-13-08 08:43 PM by Richardo
:*

For future baked goods-related cleavage remediation, I remind you that I own a hard hat and safety vest. :patriot:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:49 PM
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9. I love that word
"Bosom."



It's so soft and warm.





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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:13 PM
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16. I like the plural. Bosoms.
Such a funny way to refer to them! :D
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:21 PM
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24. If in reference to the breasts, individually,
I believe it's in error.



Still, it does have the same lush feeling. :)
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:50 PM
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10. Must.....Resisit
Screw it. Going for the cheap shot.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 04:53 PM
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11. amen!!
someone had to do it!! :yourock:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:10 PM
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15. For demonstrative purposes only:


(sans crumbs, and not my real boobs)
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:26 PM
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28. For demonstrative purposes only:


Hamana hamana hamana



(Not my real face)

:patriot:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 01:25 AM
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42. Pics?







Now just imagine some crumbs in there and you'll be all set.

:-)
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 05:48 AM
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43. You should put a warning on that one
That's just nasty.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:00 PM
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12. one of my most embarrassing moments ever involved ham and my cleavage
my bosses bought us a ham dinner for some holiday (i really can't remember which). i ate at my desk and after i took the plate to the trash, i stopped by to talk to this guy i had a crush on. i went back to my desk and look down (my top was lowish-cut) and i saw a piece of ham in my cleavage...

i have no idea if he saw it, but i still want to die thinking about it.

i also managed to get some nerds (the candy, people) in my bra last summer...imagine my confusion when i changed my clothes that night.

i can't believe i just told you guys these stories :blush:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:15 PM
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19. Oh dear! Ham???
:rofl:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:19 PM
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22. my best friend nearly wet herself laughing at me
and i know she will never let me forget it :rofl:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 01:21 AM
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41. No problem
Just tell him "It's a snack for you later," and give him a wink.

Make HIM blush!

And possibly make his underwear uncomfortably tight for a while! :-)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:04 PM
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13. So that's the way the cookie crumbles?
:silly:
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:06 PM
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14. It's always good to store extra food in case of emergency.
Most people just put it in the pantry but whatever works best for you Bunny!:toast:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:26 PM
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29. Be prepared. That's my motto.
:patriot:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:16 PM
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20. Happens all the time to me....
Thats why I like to eat some meals in dim light so no one can see me ummm...cleaning up so to speak....:D
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:16 PM
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21. Makes you want to get a deep-dish bra, doesn't it?
:hi:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:24 PM
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25. Periodic updates will be appreciated in order that we may all stay abreast of this situation.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:30 PM
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31. Hey, you!
Haven't seen you around lately. Good to see you back! :hi:


Oh, and the boobs are now crumb free.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:38 PM
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33. Right back atcha Bunny.
:hi:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:42 PM
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34. My bra
doubles as a bank.....


I have money in it!!!!
stick some bills in there...

and sometimes crumbs!!!!!


:rofl:


lost
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 05:44 PM
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35. Can I get change for a 10?
A five, 3 ones and eight quarters will do.

Thanks
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 08:52 PM
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38. This thread is worthless w/o pics.
Yeah.

:D
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 12:09 AM
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39. I feel gyped....
The subject line in the Lounge said View All.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 05:57 AM
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44. i approve of this thread.
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