I want to kill my dog! - Democratic Underground

hobbit709

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Fri May-16-08 08:06 PM
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I want to kill my dog!

Not really, but he pissed me off. He tried to snag some treats off the kitchen table and knocked over my favorite coffee mug. I had that mug for over 25 years-it was given to me by a now deceased friend.
It said "You're perverted, twisted and sick. I like that in a person"
:grr:

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bamademo

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Fri May-16-08 08:11 PM
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1. When your sweet doggie is gone you will weep over his collar.

I do. :-(

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hobbit709

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Fri May-16-08 08:17 PM
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3. I'm just upset over the mug.

I won't really do anything to him-hell, I gave him and the other four some leftover chicken.

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Wcross

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Sat May-17-08 07:48 AM
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16. I thought I was the only one who did that bamademo. n/t

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malta blue

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Fri May-16-08 08:13 PM
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2. "Just a dog"

I had a friend say that when his roommate's dog chewed the heck out of his new Dr. Maartens.

It is a philosophy I adopted right then and there.

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hobbit709

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Fri May-16-08 08:19 PM
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4. My old Boo got mad at me once when I left the house

She chewed up 3 pairs of flip-flops. The left one on all three pair so I couldn't even mix and match afterwards.

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derby378

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Fri May-16-08 08:23 PM
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5. Now THAT takes some forethought

It would be wrong to laugh, of course.

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malta blue

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Fri May-16-08 08:30 PM
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6. hmmm.... premeditated flip flopping.....

:rofl:

I'm sorry about your flipflops.

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MonkeyFunk

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Sat May-17-08 06:53 AM
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15. heheh

I had an old dog do the same thing. Chewed ONE shoe out of 4 different pairs.

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GOPisEvil

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Fri May-16-08 08:30 PM
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7. Feed him some of your salsa.

:nuke:

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hobbit709

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Fri May-16-08 08:39 PM
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9. BB The Moosedog

Got into my pepper patch once and ate a Habanero plant and two Thai pepper plants. He liked it

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GOPisEvil

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Fri May-16-08 08:43 PM
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10. That's a strange dog.

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CreekDog

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Fri May-16-08 08:33 PM
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8. did he chew up your "Truly Tasteless Jokes" as well?

i sure hope so! :shrug:

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hobbit709

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Fri May-16-08 08:55 PM
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11. I was just venting, I would never hurt any of our kids.

Here is the culprit-Rusty

His brother Jake

His sister Boogie

His other sister Sweetie Pie

and Wheezie

And these are the ones that have crossed the Rainbow Bridge
Beebop

BB The Moosedog

Hank

and Boo

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malta blue

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Fri May-16-08 09:12 PM
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12. You have had some beautiful dogs....

Wheezie - rat terrier?

Here is mine:

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hobbit709

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Fri May-16-08 10:03 PM
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13. Rat TERROR

I usually call her the Devious And Conniving Little Weasel.

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CreekDog

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Sat May-17-08 05:50 AM
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14. and I was just joking

they do things to drive us crazy. :pals:

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