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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:16 PM
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Why do so many gay men smoke?
Edited on Tue May-20-08 09:18 PM by originalpckelly
I've noticed this.

Are we trying to blow off people calling us fags? "Excuse me, are you talking to me or the fag in my mouth?" Err, that could go both ways. You know that sounds like my theory about Hayden Christensen, or rather my fantasy...I digress. :spank:

Is this a freudian behavior? Is a cigarette really not a cigarette? :shrug:

Would a cigarette be cut or uncut? Should it be the cigarette's choice? Would a cigarette really choose to do that?

Do they allow smoking at the Olive Garden?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:25 PM
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1. ... whoa.
You're thinking waaaaaaay too deep here. :P
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:47 PM
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9. Really?
Edited on Tue May-20-08 09:48 PM by originalpckelly
:shrug:

Who died and made you Hitler? :sarcasm:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 10:06 PM
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12. Umm... Hitler.
Back in the 40s.

I'm surprised you didn't hear about it, it was all over the news. :shrug:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:27 PM
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2. "We?" Since when are you gay?
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:38 PM
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5. I think I caught the gay from Nick Walker in 5th grade when we would played footsie.
I guess I'd say I've always been gay, but I was kind of not OK with it letting people know, I also was kind of confused for a while. I genuinely thought I was bi. Well, that's over with to put it mildly.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:40 PM
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6. Weird -- I would have never guessed it from your posts
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:41 PM
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7. Well, you haven't paid attention to my more recent posts.
And just what the hell does that mean? What are gay guys supposed to sign off with, "This has been a message from the big giant homo..."? :P
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:59 PM
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11. You should totally make your sig "This has been a message from the big giant homo..."
:P
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 10:36 PM
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13. I have the gay flag as my avatar...
and "In Iran we do not have gays, but if we did they'd be well hung."

Although, that sigline might be funny-funny not the painful dark humor critical of Iran's hanging of gay boys.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:32 PM
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3. We drink more, smoke more etc.
A little bit of a reaction to the self hatred foisted on us.

I've always loved the British phrase "I'm gagging for a fag". LOL.

Khash and his cigs.
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:34 PM
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4. I guess I should go buy 4 cartons of Malboro's
I've been slacking by not smoking. :eyes:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:45 PM
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8. I don't smoke...
Edited on Tue May-20-08 09:45 PM by originalpckelly
well cigarettes that is! :evilgrin:
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 10:56 PM
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17. if you don't want them, I'll smoke them for you
I'll handle and overflow smoking that the homosexuals don't want. It's ok, I won't tell.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:53 PM
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10. You don't have to deal with women nagging you to stop.
:hide:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 10:38 PM
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14. Uh oh, sounds like someone's risking a Lorena.
You better hide twig and berries tonight, I have a feeling someone might get the urge to prune them back.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 10:42 PM
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15. Because Bette Davis did
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 10:49 PM
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16. " John's got Bette Davis eyes, he's been smoking again!"
"Man, that motherf***** needs to put those things back in the ground. That's just not right."
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 12:20 PM
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18. because the world hates us and consequently we dont love ourselves
as much as we should
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